Round 1: Avs vs Stars

[TurdFerguson]

Avs dominated the regular season...Dallas is the better overall GM and person. should be an interesting series. Phil has already promised to "eat pats dog"...so, there is that...

Prior to the series, media caught up with Super Soft "Super Star" Jason Spezza for comments. In an awkward interview which seemed to interrupt a game of "jock strap pirate" in which Jason pretended to be a pirate with GM Faiths jock strap for an eye patch, Spezza was informed of his 1st round opponent. While he tried to mask his fear it was clear he was still afraid of the Stars after being sent to the IR for 3 months at the start of last season due to a fierce on-ice tongue lashing he received from Jordan "I floss with climbing rope" Eberle.



MAF was not at the rink and is not expected to show up for the remainder of the series.

[Knut]

This should be an even series... however, I think it will be a one-sided Smack talk battle. It will be Turd coming up with elaborate insults, while Pat just repeats "i know you are but what am I" over and over again.

I am hoping for a long series and at least one Pat bitchfest about the sim.

[Swayze11]

I know you are but what am I