Day 78 Predictions - lines in by 7 am

[JiriHrdina]

Day 78
660 New York Rangers vs Philadelphia Flyers
661 Ottawa Senators vs L.A. Kings
662 Toronto Maple Leafs vs Boston Bruins
663 Washington Capitals vs Buffalo Sabres
664 Colorado Avalanche vs Columbus Blue Jackets
665 Montreal Canadiens vs St. Louis Blues
666 Minnesota Wild vs Nashville Predators
667 New Jersey Devils vs Phoenix Coyotes
668 Calgary Flames vs Edmonton Oilers (R3)
669 Dallas Stars vs San Jose Sharks

[Drury18]

Uh Dallas, we need to talk.

I just got a call from a traumatized kitchen staff member who said all she heard was heavy footsteps and excited giggles and when she turned around to see what it was, this was all that was left of the buffet table that had just been prepared.



Now, I'm not saying we can prove it's Kessel, but just outside the kitchen there was a "Kessel wuz here" note written in marinara sauce and the Stars are in town.

Please put the kid on a leash or something.

[TurdFerguson]

While the Stars will not confirm these allegations, coach Vigneault did puke in his mouth when shown stills from the buffet security cameras, which fortunately, were not eaten.

Spoiler!

[dsavillian]

I do not believe that Kessel can spell his own name or "here"

He must have been framed.