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Old 12-23-2015, 02:04 PM   #1
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Wow, this is blowing away my friends and family, a buddy of mine in Calgary sent me this image. This guy sent me this image in shock, its WCB so someone here in CP must have a way to find out who this is!



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Well since you both have facial hair, it means that both of you are evil. Which means that if you get together it will form a quantum singularity that will probably destroy the known mirror and our universe.

So don't anybody help him find this person, the fate of trillions depends on it.
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Old 12-23-2015, 02:56 PM   #4
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Removed picture as people got upset
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Old 12-23-2015, 03:05 PM   #5
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Thats pretty ######.
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Old 12-23-2015, 03:10 PM   #6
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They post all the issues online what is the volume #. Doesn't look like Winter 2015 is live yet

http://www.wcb.ab.ca/employers/worksight.asp
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Old 12-23-2015, 03:22 PM   #7
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That is so cold, why are you so mean.
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That is so cold, why are you so mean.
I wasn't loved as a child, teenager, or adult. Probably because I'm a jerk.
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That is so cold, why are you so mean.
Yeah, after that Biggest Loser appearance, I'm sure you don't touch McDonalds anymore.
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I got that magazine in the mail the other day. That guy is in the lead story.

Name is Keith Weller and he is a paramedic in Edmonton working out of Kildare Station.

You owe me one, I had to fish it out of the garbage.
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Warning...he's an Oilers fan:
(Easily founded given the info provided by Jacks)

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Old 12-23-2015, 04:10 PM   #12
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Amazing how cold you guys can be, around the holidays even..

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whoa, gives new meaning to "Evil Twin"
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I wasn't loved as a child, teenager, or adult. Probably because I'm a jerk.
That is not cool man. Right there, you're not being a jerk; you're being an a-hole.
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Glad the Flames' version of Thor is a giant. Should you ever run into each other I like the good side's chances in the epic comic book battle that will ensue.

*by "giant", I mean aren't you like 6'6" or something?
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I have a doppelganger here in Calgary. He walks like me, looks like me and I've had 3 sales people over the years tell me, "Weren't you just here a few days ago?" A girl friend of mine saw me cuddling with another woman in public and she decided to walk up to me and tell me how much of a squiggs96 I was, but then she decided to call me. I answered at work. I kind of wished she did walk up to this guy.
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So now that you have found him, what are you going to do? What's the protocol?

Although it could get nasty, I suggest you pause and think it through, there could be benefits like job sharing, wife swapping and subbing in for in-law duties. But that said he is from Edmonton....
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Old 12-24-2015, 09:05 AM   #20
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Actually the protocol is that you have to murder your twin. When you have multiple you's in one universe you share your strength, IQ, energy. If you kill your twin then you absorb all of that and become a super person with double the strength IQ speed and energy of ordinary mortals.
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