08-25-2005, 09:44 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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In light of all the new question threads, I though I'd start my own.
I know you're all dying to know what it's like to be a white straight male, so ask away. 
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08-25-2005, 09:46 AM
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#2
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So your.... white..... how is that working out for you?
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08-25-2005, 09:48 AM
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broke the first rule
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goddammit, you stole my idea.
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08-25-2005, 09:57 AM
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Franchise Player
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Do you like chicken wings and beer?
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08-25-2005, 09:58 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Why wont Canada Post hire you?
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08-25-2005, 10:09 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz@Aug 25 2005, 08:44 AM
In light of all the new question threads, I though I'd start my own.
I know you're all dying to know what it's like to be a white straight male, so ask away.
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Is the CBC worth the money to you?
Howz the beer gut going?
Are you filled with angst or confidence at this stage in your life?
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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08-25-2005, 10:10 AM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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are "Nuts & Gum" really as good as it seems on TV?
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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08-25-2005, 10:17 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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How does it feel to have your hair transfered from your head to your back?
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08-25-2005, 10:17 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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MMM: Just fine thanks.
P12: Sure do. Had some last night actually.
NEG: Probably because I didn't apply. They're funny that way.
CP:
1) only if there are play by play guys on HNIC, the other 4 months of the year, not really
2) I'm working on it.
3) Confidence, all is well for average guy.
MQS: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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08-25-2005, 10:38 AM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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So...which sports car will yoou get when you have your mid-life crisis, or are you just gonna get yourself a hot co-ed instead?
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You’re just old hate balls.
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08-25-2005, 10:43 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Reg75: That's not funny, cause I think it might actually be happening
MRC: No sports car for me, but once I'm rich and all powerful I do plan on trading in the wife every two years. Once you hit 21, you're on your own.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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08-25-2005, 10:46 AM
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#12
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Marshmallow Maiden
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Why do you guys scratch certain areas of your body in public?
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08-25-2005, 10:48 AM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz@Aug 25 2005, 01:17 PM
MQS: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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it's a Simpson's reference, Lisa and Grandpa were sitting at the kitchen table:
Lisa: I'm young! No one ever listens to me!
Grandpa: I'm old! No one ever listens to me!
(Homer walks in and goes to open the cupboard)
Homer: I'm a white male aged 18 to 35. Everyone listens to me!
(reaches in and opens a can, popping a fistfull of "Nuts & Gum" into his mouth)
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"Calgary Flames is the best team in all the land" - My Brainwashed Son
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08-25-2005, 10:57 AM
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Franchise Player
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Together at last!
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08-25-2005, 11:04 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: do not want
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How's the social priviledge working out for you? Are you even aware of it?
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08-25-2005, 11:09 AM
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Franchise Player
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What a LIE!!! Theres no such thing as a Middle aged straight white man! Im sure I read in the history books that they went extinct in the Age of Elvis!
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08-25-2005, 11:28 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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How can I convince my wife that farting is actually VERY funny and not revolting at all?
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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08-25-2005, 11:40 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Mango: Because they are itchy.
Hakan: so far so good
Frank: You're on your own man. that's been a myster for millions of years and it's likely we'll never know. However, have you tried holding her head under the covers while you do it? That might change her mind.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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08-25-2005, 11:48 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bring_Back_Shantz@Aug 25 2005, 11:40 AM
Frank: You're on your own man. that's been a myster for millions of years and it's likely we'll never know. However, have you tried holding her head under the covers while you do it? That might change her mind.
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lol... The Dutch Oven 
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08-25-2005, 01:55 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary, AB
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How many times a day do you say dude in public?
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