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Old 04-12-2016, 01:55 PM   #1
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Icon20 Beer Leaguers try using Chara's Stick



We all saw how small Johnny Hockey's stick is, check out Zdeno Chara's stick.
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Old 04-12-2016, 02:39 PM   #2
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Thats hilarious. Yes, Chara isnt human. I could probably but that stick between some benches and jump up and down on it.
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Old 04-12-2016, 02:47 PM   #3
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I've long been of the opinion that Chara purposely plays the game at 80% all the time for fear of actually killing someone.
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i was talking with josh gorges a couple summers ago and i asked him what it's like playing against chara. he just smiled, chuckled and said, "that is one massive man!"
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I've long been of the opinion that Chara purposely plays the game at 80% all the time for fear of actually killing someone.
Totally agree.

I remember last season (I think) there was a guy who tried to fight him at the end of a game and he just did the 'put a hand on his head' move.
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Thats hilarious. Yes, Chara isnt human. I could probably but that stick between some benches and jump up and down on it.
Easy Locke, your skinny days have past you by, unlike the burgers and beer you cannot pass by.
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Easy Locke, your skinny days have past you by, unlike the burgers and beer you cannot pass by.
Dont I know it!
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Those are the worst hockey players I have ever seen.
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