Emmerson Brando

[kootenayguy9]

http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/05/12...ement-in-cases

Every time he pops up on tv he scares my poor six year old daughter

[btimbit]

His radio ads always make me laugh because of how '80's and Saul Goodman-ish they sound

[Ozy_Flame]

I love his ads! And that wig!

[Muta]

I was watching Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on but I got the gist of it.

[REDVAN]

Calgary's version of Saul Goodman! He's a criminal "lawyer".

[Fuzz]

Jesus, what is that on his head???

[Minnie]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Jesus, what is that on his head???

Craig McTavish' merkin.

[DownInFlames]

That's my porn name.

[Titan]

Originally Posted by DownInFlames

That's my porn name.

"Craig McTavish' Merkin" is your porn name? Good luck with that.

[SportsJunky]

The Sun comment section is great. Paraphrasing...
"That's either a bad rug or a possum"
"I think he's wearing it backwards"

[DownInFlames]

Originally Posted by Titan

"Craig McTavish' Merkin" is your porn name? Good luck with that.

It isn't the name that's holding back my porn career.

[combustiblefuel]

Originally Posted by Muta

I was watching Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on but I got the gist of it.

Lionel Hutz: And so ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I rest my case.
Judge Snyder: Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?
Lionel Hutz: I... Ahh!
[David Crosby shakes his head in shame]
Lionel Hutz: I move for a 'bad court thingy'.
Judge Snyder: You mean a *mistrial?*
Lionel Hutz: Yeah! That's why you're the 'judge' and I'm the 'law talking guy?'
Judge Snyder: The *lawyer?*
Lionel Hutz: Right