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Old 05-16-2015, 03:47 PM   #1
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But apparently Russia's fearless leader and friend to children everywhere scored eight goals in an exhibition game, playing alongside Pavel Bure and Valeri Kamensky.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...ckey-goals-nhl

It seems he's gone from neurotic to Nero-otic.

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Old 05-16-2015, 03:59 PM   #2
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If the goalie stopped Putin's shots, he might be murdered mysteriously. But don't worry, Putin will handle the investigation into his death personally.
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Putin only scores 8 goals the entire game? Maybe Kim Jong Un is a better pick, I heard that he once scored 8 goals during the the first minute of a hockey game....
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Old 05-19-2015, 09:36 AM   #4
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Did he score any on the reach wrap around?
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Old 05-19-2015, 10:12 AM   #5
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Surprised he only managed 8 shots on net.
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Old 05-19-2015, 10:43 AM   #6
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He had a sniper on the goalie the whole time. Crooked corrupt POS.
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Old 05-19-2015, 11:01 AM   #7
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