04-01-2015, 08:35 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Flames fan in Seattle
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[OOT] April 1st, The day the OOT went hog wild and roamed free
We are giving the OOT and Pylon a break today since there are no games of consequence to us:
5:30 Leafs vs Sabres
6:00 Flyers vs Pens
8:00 Oil vs Ducks
8:30 Avs vs Sharks
So OOT get all your crazy out today because you will need to snap back in line tomorrow for a miraculous oilers win against the kings.
Feel free to have fun and provide scores such as 10-0 for Ducks if you like.
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04-01-2015, 08:36 AM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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Exhale.
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04-01-2015, 08:37 AM
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#3
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Franchise Player
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I think pylon should have to eat some Taco Bell anyways. Just in case.
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04-01-2015, 08:43 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Vancouver, BC
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I guess the most relevant game for the Flames is Oil @ Ducks. I want whatever result that will make the Oil more likely to win against LA tomorrow
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04-01-2015, 08:44 AM
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#5
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Nachodamus.
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"Pylon's colon may rupture, but it's a sacrifice..."
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04-01-2015, 08:45 AM
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#6
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Franchise Player
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The Kings, Jets, Canucks or Wild will not lose another game this regular season.
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04-01-2015, 08:46 AM
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#7
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Franchise Player
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Wonder what pylon is eating today...
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04-01-2015, 09:14 AM
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#8
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Franchise Player
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Oilers get pounded up and down the ice and then win in OT on some ridiculous fluke.
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04-01-2015, 09:16 AM
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Could Care Less
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Quote:
Originally Posted by malcolmk14
Wonder what pylon is eating today...
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Hopefully he uses this off day to rest up and eat a bunch of salad to prep for tomorrow.
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04-01-2015, 09:20 AM
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#10
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Thunder Bay Ontario
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a little off topic but I wonder what kinds of april fools jokes the oilers play on their fans? Maybe something along the lines that the league is awarding them 50 points to get them into the playoff hunt or that they've held the draft lottery and the oil didn't get a top 3 pick or does the whole oiler organization just take this day to make fun of oiler fans for being fans of such a bad team?
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04-01-2015, 09:31 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Poe969
a little off topic but I wonder what kinds of april fools jokes the oilers play on their fans? Maybe something along the lines that the league is awarding them 50 points to get them into the playoff hunt or that they've held the draft lottery and the oil didn't get a top 3 pick or does the whole oiler organization just take this day to make fun of oiler fans for being fans of such a bad team?
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Icing their current lineup should suffice.
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04-01-2015, 09:39 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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What's the backstory on Pylon trying to destroy his colon on the OOT threads?
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04-01-2015, 09:40 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Thank. God.
Don't worry though. I'll ramp it up tomorrow.
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04-01-2015, 09:41 AM
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#14
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Tarasenko is out with a lower body injury. Operation Regicide is a go
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04-01-2015, 09:47 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burke Salad
What's the backstory on Pylon trying to destroy his colon on the OOT threads?
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The second I announced I had some sort of stomach ailment from some really bad mall Korean BBQ in an OOT thread. Every single thing started going our way. So naturally, it is 100% obvious, there is an undeniable connection to the OOT scoreboard and the discomfort of my bowels. It couldn't be any clearer. The Flames playoff hopes, rest in my colon.
The universe works in mysterious ways... Who am I to argue. Just be glad this isn't like some really twisted version of Being John Malkovich, and there is a secret room you enter, and then I poo you out. I don't think I would like that very much.
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04-01-2015, 09:57 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pylon
The second I announced I had some sort of stomach ailment from some really bad mall Korean BBQ in an OOT thread. Every single thing started going our way. So naturally, it is 100% obvious, there is an undeniable connection to the OOT scoreboard and the discomfort of my bowels. It couldn't be any clearer. The Flames playoff hopes, rest in my colon.
The universe works in mysterious ways... Who am I to argue. Just be glad this isn't like some really twisted version of Being John Malkovich, and there is a secret room you enter, and then I poo you out. I don't think I would like that very much.
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May I suggest gas station sushi - may the force be with you Pylon, you are a good man!
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04-01-2015, 10:15 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I feel we should all contribute to Pylon, on his heroic sacrifice for the Flames. I am certain I have a really old tin of smoked mussels, hiding in the back of the pantry, also an older opened bottle of sauerkraut in the back of the fridge. Where can we donate?
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04-01-2015, 10:33 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burke Salad
I feel we should all contribute to Pylon, on his heroic sacrifice for the Flames. I am certain I have a really old tin of smoked mussels, hiding in the back of the pantry, also an older opened bottle of sauerkraut in the back of the fridge. Where can we donate?
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How about a care package as well?
Couple bottles of pepto
a few packs of new underwear
Rustoleum never wet water repellent to be used on his car seat
We're trying to win, not necessarily ruin the man's upholstery.
You're a good man Pylon.
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04-01-2015, 10:40 AM
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#19
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pylon
Don't worry though. I'll ramp it up tomorrow.
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Order the lamb vindaloo now and let it sit on your counter overnight.
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04-01-2015, 10:45 AM
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#20
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Two words. Chicken Sashimi.
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