Big Red Homer Shades #Stacked

[GranteedEV]

I am going to run away after I post this:

Mark Giordano - The smartest defenseman since Nik Lidstrom, and with the skill to back it up

TJ Brodie - The next Scott Niedermayer

Johnny Gaudreau - The next Patrick Kane

Sean Monahan - The next Jonathan Toews

Sam Bennett - Steve Stamkos meets Mike Richards

Joni Ortio - The Next Mikka Kiprusoff

Jonas Hiller - Very reliable starting goalie, former all-star

Mikael Backlund - A shorter Patrice Bergeron

Josh Jooris - THe most randomly clutch goalscorer since Marty Gelinas.

Emile Poirier - French Pavel Bure

Brandon Hickey - A future TJ Brodie

David Wolf - The Next Milan Lucic

Jiri Hudler - One hella talented Stanley Cup Champion

Sven Baertschi - The Next Henrik Zetterberg once he starts realizing his offense.

Karri Ramo - One of the better backup goalies in the NHL

Jon Gillies - The Next Pekka Rinne

Dennis Wideman - A pretty damn good shot

Kris Russell - An amazing defensive stick, leads league in shotblocking

Lance Bouma - The prototype 4th liner, will crash, will bang, and will sacrifice his body.

Tyler Wotherspoon - Looks like a stable, solid 2-way NHLer Dman

Rushan Rafikov - Looks like a stable, solid 2-way NHLer Dman

Paul Byron - The ideal 13th forward in the NHL. Will never short-change you in effort, high IQ especially defensively, and he is FAST.

Joe Colborne - Hometown guy who hates the Oilers and loves to destroy them. Big body with soft hands.

Mark Jankoswki - A future Joe Colborne.

David Jones - A big two-way guy who has potted 20+ goal seasons

Curtis Glencross - A quick two-way guy who pretty much always has 20+ goal seasons

Matt Stajan - The ideal 4th line center.

Mason Raymond - Hometown guy, a speed-demon who's usually a 20 goal guy. Say what you will about his IQ or Vision, but he's probably right here on CP with us complaining about Mason Raymond.

Raphael Diaz - For a bottom pairing a solid skater, shooter, passer, right hand shot that Hartley trusts.

Morgan Klimchuk - Seems to have the tools and instincts to be a killer with enough seasoning.

Bill Arnold - an NCAA champion for a reason. The ideal 4th line center.

Drew Shore - an AHL All-star center.

Max Reinhart - Was a PPG player in the A only a year ago. I still see a gamer.

Ryan Culkin - Developing offensive D

Brett Kulak - Developing offensive D

John Ramage - One hell of a hitter, has developed an offensive game to go with it.

Keegan Kanzig - 6'6, 240lbs



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Hartley - Stanley Cup Champion
Gelinas - Stanley Cup Champion
Cloutier - Stanley Cup Champion
Burke - Stanley Cup Champion

[Gaskal]

Yeah I look though them shades twice a month too. Don't feel too bad bud

[Tacopuck]

welcome to drunkpuck

[Red John]

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=138587

edit: beat to it apparently

[Jacks]

Are those homer shades or beer goggles?

[Tacopuck]

Originally Posted by GranteedEV

Mark Jankoswki - A future Joe Colborne.

I do feel like this is accurate however

[trackercowe]

Not to pick out one point, but since when did Hudler have an 80 point season? KHL and AHL do not count.

[DoubleF]

I don't know why, but I want Keegan Colossus to be a thing...

[AC]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

I don't know why, but I want Keegan Colossus to be a thing...

Keeg Kong.

[robbie111]

For those that do not know Kanzig is currently 6th among all D-men in the WHL in plus minus with a +27. Of that he is a +22 in the 28 games he has played as a Hitman this season since being traded from Victoria.