Photo Credit: Halifax Drunk
GM Goffie decided to come out of his shell a little bit and made a trade with long time rival MJK. It only took about two months after MJK made the first offer for it to happen. MJK threatened to wrestle the former All Canadian wrestling champ (again) for Goffie to cave and make the trade. We all know the last thing Goffie wants is to get beat up (again) by a "brawler" specialist.
To Columbus:
Adam Henrique
To Pittsburgh:
Michael Boedker
Goffie AKA "Sizzle Chest" has been terrified to make big trades even after sh^tting the bed year after year in a failed attempt to win a cup" said MJK. "He is a hoarder with too much hair on his body to fuction properly as a GM in this league. He's too busy posing for porno photo shoots than making deals to help him win a championship".
The deal between Goffie and MJK is the first one in a very long time of any significance.
Henrique will provide good minutes on the 2nd line C while Boedker can look forward to trimming body hair and losing in the first round of the playoffs.
Penguins Suck.
For a complete Biography of Goffie please visit:
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=33396 (posted way back in 2006 when old man Cheese was still able to pee all by himself)
Goffie Photoshoot + a Trade
