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Old 01-09-2015, 10:22 AM   #1
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Default Lingerie Clad Cleaning Service, Opens In Saskatoon

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Cleaning houses is a Dirty Business for Emily Kempin.

The exotic dancer started what's been called Saskatoon's first lingerie-clad cleaning service about a month or two ago.

It allows people to hire cleaners who will scrub their homes from top to bottom in their underwear, two at a time.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/01...n_6439816.html

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Old 01-09-2015, 10:23 AM   #2
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Someone tried to start something similar here on CP?

Back in Penticton a friend started "Sweeping Beauties" - they wore bikinis to the job.
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Barbecue moving to Sask.....
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I would not trust my expensive silverware around most of those women on that site.
Look like criminals.

Wait a second....you are supposed to watch them clean....nevermind. LOL
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I've never understood the appeal of this.

I hate being around when people are working in my house, I dont care if its the plumber or whoever, I call them in and let them do their thing.

I'm especially not home when my housecleaner shows up.
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I've never understood the appeal of this.

I hate being around when people are working in my house, I dont care if its the plumber or whoever, I call them in and let them do their thing.

I'm especially not home when my housecleaner shows up.
Aren't you Mr Hoity Toity.

my plumber, my house cleaner, my whatever.

does Stately Locke Manor have a servants wing or do they sleep in tents in the back yard?

I bet you have a Butler named Alfred don't you?
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Should do well cleaning up dirty and gross bachelor pads. I wonder what kind of value-added services they throw in?
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Old 01-09-2015, 11:50 AM   #11
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What? She only has underwear on? I swear that she is wearing an Ed Hardy tattoo shirt!
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Aren't you Mr Hoity Toity.

my plumber, my house cleaner, my whatever.

does Stately Locke Manor have a servants wing or do they sleep in tents in the back yard?

I bet you have a Butler named Alfred don't you?
I have a plumber that I call because I suck and I have a housecleaner that I pay because I'm lazy.

I'm not a 1%er so I cant afford a butler, especially not named Alfred. I'd be more in the 'Cletus' or 'Jim Bob' affordability category.
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I remember as a bachelor thinking of hiring a service like this. The problem is, what do you do when she stops cleaning the room that you are in and moves on to the next?

E.g. You're on the couch, in the living room, half assedly watching TV or flipping through a magazine. She is cleaning the living room. Great, you can kinda keep checking out the eye candy while flipping channels/pages.

Then she moves on to one of the bedrooms. Do you follow her down the hallway and sit on the bed while she cleans that room? How weird would that be? But if you don't, then why pay for the "lingerie" or "topless" part of the service.

And hence, my hopes and dreams dashed, I hired a clothed cleaner.
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Considering the neck tattoo, she's done quite well for herself.
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Could i sit there with kleenex and lotion and watch her clean i wonder?
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I never really know what to think of services like this. I like my eye candy as much as the next guy, but if I'm hiring someone, I am spending money on them to do a job. Do these folks actually do a good job cleaning, or am I really just paying to have someone wander around my house in lingerie for a couple hours? And if that's the case, the nudie bar is likely a cheaper option.

Also, as mentioned, that would be a bit awkward when they finish in the one room and leave. "Uh...yeah...I...thought I'd just sit on my bed and read now..."
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I dont know, maybe its just me but I think the whole thing would be wildly uncomfortable.

If I want someone wandering around my house in lingerie, I'd rather it be my wife.
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Pretty sure I could find girls in Red Deer to do this

May have to Lysol behind them though
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Could i sit there with kleenex and lotion and watch her clean i wonder?
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I've never understood the appeal of this.

I hate being around when people are working in my house, I dont care if its the plumber or whoever, I call them in and let them do their thing.

I'm especially not home when my housecleaner shows up.
Seriously. I don't want to watch someone clean my house. I also have access to the internet and therefore endless erotic content.

This sounds like a breeding ground for awkward moments.
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