Beep Beep! Jack "The Roadrunner" Johnson & Mighty Mike Smith took it upon themselves to send the Coyotes back to Acme with their tails between their legs.
Canucks captain Jamie Benn was happy to stop the teams 4 game slide, "Hey Bobrovsky, you're off the case! Go back to Russia!" The superstar went on to discuss the teams unorthodox strategy for tonight's game. "I don't know if you noticed but all of us were using the wrong handed sticks tonight. We wanted to give them a sporting chance. Not only that, but Mighty Mike Smith actually played with an oven mitt instead of a trapper! "
Besides the home team loss, Michael Vick bobble-head night took a bad turn when all 726 Coyote fans in attendance at jobbing.com arena started throwing the ceramic keepsakes on the ice. On the plus side, the world now has 726 less Michael Vick Bobble-heads.
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