10-23-2014, 02:27 PM
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Pat Robertson Says Incredibly Stupid Things
Fun couple days for old Pat.
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TV preacher Pat Robertson warned his viewers this week that they needed to be careful when traveling to African countries like Kenya because “the towels could have AIDS.”
During the Thursday edition of The 700 Club, a viewer told Robertson in an email that God had called them to go on a mission trip to Kenya, but friends and family had said that it was dangerous because of the recent Ebola crisis.
Robertson pointed out that there was not currently an outbreak of Ebola in Kenya, but there were other problems.
“You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful,” he explained. “I mean, the towels could have AIDS.”
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/t...mments/#disqus
But why stop there? Might as well double down on the bat ####.
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“These people are terrorists, they're radicals, and they're extremists,” Robertson told "700 Club" viewers. “No Christian in his right mind would ever try to enforce somebody against their belief or else suffer jail. Now they did that during the Inquisition. It was horrible. It was a black mark on our history, but it isn't being done now. There's no Christian group I know of anywhere in the world that would force somebody to do something contrary to their deep-held religious beliefs or else face criminal penalties, but that's what the homosexuals are trying to do here in America and I think it's time pastors stand up and fight this monstrous thing."
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http://news.yahoo.com/anderson-coope...161246105.html
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10-23-2014, 02:28 PM
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TIL Pat Robertson is still alive.
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10-23-2014, 02:37 PM
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Pat Robertson says something stupid pretty much every time he opens his mouth.
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10-23-2014, 02:43 PM
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Would it be against the law to send him a towel in the mail?
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10-23-2014, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Would it be against the law to send him a towel in the mail?
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10-23-2014, 02:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Would it be against the law to send him a towel in the mail?
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I have a very nice set of His & His towels I bought as a gift for someone but I don't think they'd mind if I let you borrow them to send.
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10-23-2014, 02:51 PM
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Norm!
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10-24-2014, 08:26 AM
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Pat Robertson isn't much different than Russian authorities when it comes to the gays. We're all just roving bands of uncontrollable sex-crazed pervs waiting to bring innocent, fresh faced men and boys into our cabal by mean of AIDS.
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10-24-2014, 09:55 AM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
Pat Robertson isn't much different than Russian authorities when it comes to the gays. We're all just roving bands of uncontrollable sex-crazed pervs waiting to bring innocent, fresh faced men and boys into our cabal by mean of AIDS.
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Man my towel budget is going to be out of control.
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10-24-2014, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
Pat Robertson isn't much different than Russian authorities when it comes to the gays. We're all just roving bands of uncontrollable sex-crazed pervs waiting to bring innocent, fresh faced men and boys into our cabal by mean of AIDS.
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Now yer getting it!
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10-24-2014, 10:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
Pat Robertson isn't much different than Russian authorities when it comes to the gays. We're all just roving bands of uncontrollable sex-crazed pervs waiting to bring innocent, fresh faced men and boys into our cabal by mean of AIDS.
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At your next secret meeting, you can recommend maybe having like a beer and appies night or something? It would probably help the recruiting process.
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10-24-2014, 10:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Man my towel budget is going to be out of control stiff as a board.
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10-24-2014, 11:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
Pat Robertson isn't much different than Russian authorities when it comes to the gays. We're all just roving bands of uncontrollable sex-crazed pervs waiting to bring innocent, fresh faced men and boys into our cabal by mean of AIDS.
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Don't let our agenda become unhidden. Ahem. 
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10-24-2014, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
We're all just roving bands of uncontrollable sex-crazed pervs waiting to bring innocent, fresh faced men and boys into our cabal by mean of AIDS.
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Weird, I thought that was just your personal mission.
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10-24-2014, 11:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
At your next secret meeting, you can recommend maybe having like a beer and appies night or something? It would probably help the recruiting process.
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Ahh, we missed the mark with Cosmos and quiches...
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