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Old 07-19-2014, 01:55 PM   #1
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I have a wedding coming up next weekend and need a tie. I only need one a couple times a year and I'd like to go through life without ever tieing one again, hence the search for a clip-on.

They had one at Sears but it looked cheap and crappy. Also tried a Big and Tall store, but they don't sell clip-ons. (I'm pretty tall so I need a longer than average tie). Anybody have any other ideas? Preferably something in Calgary because I may not have time to order one online before the wedding.
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Sorry to be this guy, but seriously, just learn to tie a tie. It's not hard and you'll have so many more options for getting something decent and in-expensive for your limited need. I'm sure you could You-Tube it or something.
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Do they sell adult clip ons? Just do a half Windsor knot takes 20 seconds.
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Old 07-19-2014, 01:59 PM   #4
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This site has been around forever. It'll help.

http://www.tie-a-tie.net/
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Old 07-19-2014, 02:00 PM   #5
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Don't be the guy who shows up in a clip on tie. Buy a real one, visit howtotieatie.com, go for the half windsor and profit??!
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don't wear a clip on, buy a real tie, learn to tie it, then forget how to do it until the next wedding like 80% of men

myself included
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Oh, and for the love of God, please make sure the bottom of your tie is just above or touching your belt buckle. Don't have it long past your belt buckle or way above it.

That grinds my gears.
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Better yet, ask the sales person to tie it on for you, and then loosen it enough to take it off over your head.

When I finally learned how to tie a Double Windsor and knew I'd promptly forget, I did that with all of my ties.
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I would think Sears, or International Clothiers would be your best bets. Possibly even Walmart or Target?

Otherwise, Google and the interwebz FTW

I don't mean to sound preachy, but if you learn how to tie a tie, when you're at any formal event preparing around other guys, you instantly because a hero if you know how to tie a tie. Not to mention thank you beers.

On the other hand, if you're really not comfortable. Buy a regular tie, get the clerk at the store to tie it, when you take it in and off loosen the tie and remove it over your head rather than undo the tie completely. You can hang it on a hanger and it's good to go indefinitely.
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Better yet, ask the sales person to tie it on for you, and then loosen it enough to take it off over your head.

When I finally learned how to tie a Double Windsor and knew I'd promptly forget, I did that with all of my ties.
Bah, you beat my suggestion by seconds!
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Holy cow you guys, I know I could learn how to tie a tie, but I don't want to. I would think a good clip-on would be indistinguishable from a regular tie.

Plus one on it being long enough, though. A too-short tie gmg as well.
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Not to sound insulting, but I always felt that learning to tie a tie (the whole process of putting one on, getting dressed up and all for the first time) was that step into adult-hood. My 5 year old kid knows how to tie a tie. Usually does it better than me.

Dude, just learn to tie a tie. It takes 2 minutes.
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I would think a good clip-on would be indistinguishable from a regular tie.
People will be able to tell it's a clip-on.
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Not to sound insulting, but I always felt that learning to tie a tie (the whole process of putting one on, getting dressed up and all for the first time) was that step into adult-hood. My 5 year old kid knows how to tie a tie. Usually does it better than me.

Dude, just learn to tie a tie. It takes 2 minutes.
I don't mean to sound insulting, either, but thinking of tieing a tie as a step into adulthood is ridiculous. Buying a house? Yes. Getting married? Yes. Having kids? Yes. Being 37? That helps, too.

That's like the people who say romantic crap like 'every man needs a nice, expensive pair of shoes' or 'every man needs a good suit'. Actually, no, you don't need anything like that to be a man.

When I need to get dressed up I just don't want to be screwing around with tieing a tie. If I can find a good clip-on it's a solid plan.
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People will be able to tell it's a clip-on.
If it's a good one, I doubt it. I don't care if they can tell, though.
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You buy a real tie, you watch a youtube video on how to tie it, you wear it during dinner, you take it off immediately after to drink your face off.

Weddings!

Clip ons always look like Clip ons.
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Being 37 and not knowing how to tie a tie is just embarrassing and lazy.
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If it's a good one, I doubt it. I don't care if they can tell, though.
Why even bother with a tie then?
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Seriously, go with the "Have an employee tie it, then just loosen it." plan.

Clip on ties are tacky as hell. And honestly, once you learn to tie a tie, literally 5 seconds to whip up a single windsor. 10 seconds for a double.
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