04-16-2014, 09:40 PM
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Northstar rapper cuts off penis, jumps off balcony: report
So.....ummmm.....
Sunheadlines are the best!
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04-16-2014, 09:43 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Second story balcony.
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04-16-2014, 09:50 PM
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#3
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Lifetime Suspension
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It's going to be hard living without a penis but I'm sure he'll soften up to the idea.
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04-16-2014, 09:54 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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I saw this earlier today. This is one of those stories that I'm not sure what it is we're supposed to talk about?
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04-16-2014, 09:54 PM
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First Line Centre
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Kind of a dick move.
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04-16-2014, 09:55 PM
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#6
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Franchise Player
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I like how the Sun posts the youtube of the full album.
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04-16-2014, 09:57 PM
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#7
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Poilce and EMS arrived to find a dick so small they had to file a missing persons report.
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04-16-2014, 09:58 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tampa, Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckluck2
It's going to be hard living without a penis but I'm sure he'll soften up to the idea.
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I'm going to hell so I laughed
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04-16-2014, 10:00 PM
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#9
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckluck2
It's going to be hard living without a penis but I'm sure he'll soften up to the idea.
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His nick name will become "Mission Impossible" as he won't be able to satisfy a woman.
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04-16-2014, 10:01 PM
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Franchise Player
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Strike two
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Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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04-16-2014, 10:17 PM
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One of the Sun commenters had a funny joke as well
"maybe his penis cut him off and threw him over the balcony..."
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04-16-2014, 10:20 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
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Also known as a "dink and dunk".
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04-16-2014, 11:01 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river.
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Guess he can be creative with his middle name:
Andre "Ain't Got No" Johnson
Andre "Lost His" Johnson
But seriously, why? Why not just concentrate on getting the balcony jump right, and forget about all of the heeby jeeby creepy penis-y stuff.
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04-16-2014, 11:03 PM
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This whole thread is redickless.
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04-16-2014, 11:18 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fantasy Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
His nick name will become "Mission Impossible" as he won't be able to satisfy a woman.
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04-16-2014, 11:21 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Not cheering for losses
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Poilce and EMS arrived to find a dick so small they had to file a missing persons report.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
His nick name will become "Mission Impossible" as he won't be able to satisfy a woman.
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04-16-2014, 11:23 PM
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#17
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He will no longer have a penis to have sex with.
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04-16-2014, 11:29 PM
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Franchise Player
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Thoughts and prayers. Everyone hold your penis a little closer tonight.
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04-17-2014, 12:21 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sun
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