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Old 07-27-2005, 08:22 AM   #1
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A Kenyan says he offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter's hand in marriage five years ago -- and is still waiting for an answer.

Its a terrible thing when you can't get a yes or a no from someone.

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/0...a.ap/index.html

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Old 07-27-2005, 08:30 AM   #2
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Well I woulda jumped at the 20 cows alone, but 40 goats too!?! Done deal!!!!!!
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Old 07-27-2005, 08:33 AM   #3
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ugh... that is at best, a 5 cow woman.
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Old 07-27-2005, 09:21 AM   #4
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My girlfriend went to Africa a few years ago with her father, same thing. He was offered various livestock for her hand in marriage.
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Old 07-28-2005, 12:26 AM   #5
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Originally posted by Clarkey@Jul 27 2005, 08:21 AM
My girlfriend went to Africa a few years ago with her father, same thing. He was offered various livestock for her hand in marriage.
She left you, didn't she?
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Old 07-28-2005, 01:01 AM   #6
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I won't be letting my girlfriend go to Africa anytime soon. But in a bunch of years if I have a daughter, I am going over with her. I want my free meat.
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:25 AM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by Winsor_Pilates+Jul 28 2005, 06:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Winsor_Pilates @ Jul 28 2005, 06:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Clarkey@Jul 27 2005, 08:21 AM
My girlfriend went to Africa a few years ago with her father, same thing. He was offered various livestock for her hand in marriage.
She left you, didn't she? [/b][/quote]
African beef just isn't the same.
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