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Old 09-03-2013, 03:33 PM   #1
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A Polish woman has reportedly vowed to travel to every city across the world in a bizarre quest to sleep with 100,000 men.
Ania Lisewska from Warsaw embarked on the unusual mission in her home city last month and has so far added 284 notches to her bedpost, according to the Huffington Post. But while the 21-year-old's long term boyfriend is more forgiving than most - he hasn't dumped her after all - he's understandably 'not thrilled' by the idea.
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:36 PM   #2
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That's a lot of kielbasa.
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I don't think you have to be that guy to not want to bang that skank.
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Saw this on the weekend as well and someone said it was a hoax but either way would you really want to be man #99,999?
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:41 PM   #6
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Wouldnt want to be guy# 99,999

though i could handle being in the first 10,000
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:42 PM   #7
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I'm pulling the "eye for an eye" card if I'm her boyfriend.
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:43 PM   #8
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This is not going to help the already questionable reputation of Polish women.
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:44 PM   #9
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Man, I had no idea fotzes mom was so young.
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Two words - vaginal expansion. </jhunt>
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Another wonderful piece of reporting from the Daily Mail.

The Daily Mail: We Make Sun Media Look Like Real Journalists!
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Two words - vaginal expansion. </jhunt>
I'm so hoping Jhunt finds the time to give his opinion on this.
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I just want to be last, I don't need someone tapping me on the shoulder asking me to hurry up.
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:51 PM   #15
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:56 PM   #16
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Even if she slept with sixteen men a day, every day, which is one per hour with time for sleeping, eating, and (hopefully) showering, she would be looking at a little over 17 years before making her target.

10 000 though - that's doable. Maybe she needs to be a little more realistic with her ambitions.
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Let's say she does this for the next four decades (til she's 61 ).

She'll have to notch 7 dudes a day every day non-stop.

Ew.
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Even if she slept with sixteen men a day, every day, which is one per hour with time for sleeping, eating, and (hopefully) showering, she would be looking at a little over 17 years before making her target.

10 000 though - that's doable. Maybe she needs to be a little more realistic with her ambitions.

Are you factoring all three holes into this equation? She can take on 3 at a time, no?


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She adds that she hopes to spend at least 20 minutes with each partner.

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Wilt Chamberlain claimed he slept with 20,000 women.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/12310...ep-20000-women

Doing the Math

If Wilt started at the age of 15, from then up to the age of 55 (when the book was published) he would have had 40 years to sleep with 20,000 women, or 500 different women a year--easy math.

That works out to roughly 1.4 women a day.

"Having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I've learned in my life. I've (also) found out that having one woman a thousand different times is more satisfying."
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Old 09-03-2013, 04:01 PM   #20
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Are you factoring all three holes into this equation? She can take on 3 at a time, no?
Well that leads us to the question of what exactly is "sleep with"? Does a bj count, because I'm thinking not.

Plus the logistics of setting up a gang-bang - this stuff isn't as easy as you'd think it would be. There's only so much business Chicken on the Way can drum up before you start exhausting the population of swingers.
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