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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
is there a worse way to die? Man falls in Pasta Maker!
#2
Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
I remember on that 1000 ways to die TV show, there was a particularily horrible one where a man fell into an industrial tumble dryer and it locked shut and nobody realized he was inside.
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
I wonder if they're gonna release 'Cannibal Sauce'?
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
That was awful fusilli of him.
#5
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Traditional_Ale
I wonder if they're gonna release 'Cannibal Sauce'?
That joke is
distasteful.
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Not to make light because that would be pretty horrible.
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Ugh, must not laugh, must not laugh.
#8
Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
Reminds me of the guy in Season One of Six Feet under who dies in the bread maker.VIDEO
#9
Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Not to make light because that would be pretty horrible.
The upside down saw one is pretty horrible.
Also keeps the blood flowing to your brain so you stay conscious as long as possible.
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: SW Colorado
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That was awful fusilli of him.
They better get the body out before rigatoni mortis sets in...
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#11
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They haven't removed him from the machine yet, he's a little al dente.
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#12
Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Calgary
Great. Now Jamie Mclennan is going to have to give up his nickname.
#13
Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
Slow slicing was pretty brutal until abolished in 1905 also. At least the pasta machine was probably a quick death.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_slicing
#14
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Roast Beef
Great. Now Jamie Mclennan is going to have to give up his nickname.
Don't get saucy!
#15
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
Momma Mia
#16
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Calgary
well, you can never be too pici about where you work, can you??
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Stay classy CP.
#18
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Calgary
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Stay classy CP.
I don't get it. Is classy some sort of weird pasta I never heard of?
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I don't get it. Is classy some sort of weird pasta I never heard of?
Nah, joking around about someones death like this aint funny.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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