Regular Breast Massages Can Stop Breast Cancer; Men Worldwide Rejoice

[Nehkara]

A study done at the University of California at Berkeley and presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology, showed that regular breast massages reduces the risk of breast cancer by halting the growth of malignant cells.

http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeez...an-stop-cancer

[Northendzone]

The message I usually get from breasts is ....mmmmm, boobies

[Francis's Hairpiece]

Commencing hand exercises immediately.

Talk about a win/win situation.

[Methanolic]

Great. But can this please be the last thread ever with "TIL".

[Nehkara]

Originally Posted by Methanolic

Great. But can this please be the last thread ever with "TIL".

Happier now?

[pylon]

Originally Posted by Nehkara

A study done at the University of California at Berkeley and presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology, showed that regular breast massages reduces the risk of breast cancer by halting the growth of malignant cells.

http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeez...an-stop-cancer

That GIF/scene has always bugged me. The guy in the background, seems to be telegraphing the scene, he even does his own little fist pump. It seems like he was some extra that won a role or something.

And yay for boob massages!

[Finner]

[Two Fivenagame]

How is this done properly? Surely their must be some instructional videos on how to perform breast saving massages?

[T@T]

This thread reminds me of a bartenter friend of mine who had a great gig, he would see a gal with nice tits and say: "I'll bet you 2 bucks I can squeeze your naked boobs without removing your shirt!"

He would set up like a magician moving and flexing his hands, he would then just grap there tits, give a nice little sqeeze and hand them $2.00

[Iceman90]

Originally Posted by T@T

This thread reminds me of a bartenter friend of mine who had a great gig, he would see a gal with nice tits and say: "I'll bet you 2 bucks I can squeeze your naked boobs without removing your shirt!"

He would set up like a magician moving and flexing his hands, he would then just grap there tits, give a nice little sqeeze and hand them $2.00

That's funny!

[peter12]

Originally Posted by Two Fivenagame

How is this done properly? Surely their must be some instructional videos on how to perform breast saving massages?

If you have to ask, you are probably doing it wrong.

[Suzles]

Originally Posted by peter12

If you have to ask, you are probably doing it wrong.

That's the cry of millions of women worldwide, sadly.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by T@T

This thread reminds me of a bartenter friend of mine who had a great gig, he would see a gal with nice tits and say: "I'll bet you 2 bucks I can squeeze your naked boobs without removing your shirt!"

He would set up like a magician moving and flexing his hands, he would then just grap there tits, give a nice little sqeeze and hand them $2.00

Yep, sexual assault is hilarious.

[T@T]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Yep, sexual assault is hilarious.

Well, they did agree to the bet!

A judge would love that case