10-16-2012, 01:20 PM
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Franchise Player
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First World Problems
1. The new $50 and $100 bills are more slippery than the old ones so I've had to bend over and pick them up a couple times more than I normally would since they came out.
2. The seamstress hemmed my True Religion jeans too long so I had to get them hemmed again. What an inconvenience for me that I had to make 4 trips instead of 2.
3. If the lockout ends soon and there is a full 82 game season, as a STH, I will have to attend 41 Flames home games in a tight time frame compared to previous years.
What are yours?
The 3rd one is not true. Im not even a STH. Just bugging a poster in the CBA discussion thread. LOL
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10-16-2012, 01:23 PM
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#2
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Scoring Winger
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Being annoyed by threads on cpuck.
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10-16-2012, 01:23 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Conquering the world one 7-11 at a time
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WiFi is too damn slow.
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10-16-2012, 01:24 PM
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#4
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
1. The new $50 and $100 bills are more slippery than the old ones so I've had to bend over and pick them up a couple times more than I normally would since they came out.
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Maybe get your Johns to put the money in your hand, instead of chucking it over their shoulder as they walk out the door.
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10-16-2012, 01:25 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Calgary
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My mom after Thanksgiving Dinner: There's so much food left over I can't possibly fit it all in the fridge!
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10-16-2012, 01:28 PM
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#6
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Franchise Player
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leather car seats are too hot and sticky in the summer and too cold in the winter
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10-16-2012, 01:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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When I get home with my double gulp and the straw has a crack in the bendy part. Pretty much ruins my week, having to drink it all slow and whatnot.
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10-16-2012, 01:32 PM
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Scoring Winger
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10-16-2012, 01:32 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada 02
leather car seats are too hot and sticky in the summer and too cold in the winter
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You need heated/cooled leather seats.
But they still take to long to heat up, which is my FWP for the day.
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10-16-2012, 01:33 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
You need heated/cooled leather seats.
But they still take to long to heat up, which is my FWP for the day.
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and even longer to cool down!
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10-16-2012, 01:37 PM
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#11
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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My parking spot got moved to the other side of the building, so instead of being a 15 second walk I need to walk and extra 90 seconds.
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10-16-2012, 01:39 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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bras
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10-16-2012, 01:40 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Isn't this similar to the gear grinder thread?
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10-16-2012, 01:42 PM
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#14
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Yen Man
Isn't this similar to the gear grinder thread?
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Now with extra pettiness and entitlement!
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10-16-2012, 01:44 PM
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#15
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
You need heated/cooled leather seats.
But they still take to long to heat up, which is my FWP for the day.
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Well duh. Who it the first world doesn't have temperature controlled seats?
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10-16-2012, 01:47 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
bras
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Rear clasp yes, but the front clasp, one snap of the fingers and it's fondle time.
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10-16-2012, 02:04 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
bras
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Rerun would like you to post a pic of you in a bra and one of you without a bra on.
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10-16-2012, 02:05 PM
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#18
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Calgary
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Jamoro
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10-16-2012, 02:15 PM
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#19
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
Rerun would like you to post a pic of you in a bra and one of you without a bra on.
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10-16-2012, 05:47 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
Rerun would like you to post a pic of you in a bra and one of you without a bra on.
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I'm not Rerun's favourite.
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