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Old 01-04-2013, 11:20 AM   #1
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Default Friday Question: What Animal Would You Use To Murder Me?

Your mission is simply to murder me using any living animal known on the planet. You can be efficient, you can be gruesome, you can torture me...but I must die without you dying first.

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- You can only have one. So if you want to unleash a killer bee on me go ahead but you can't arm yourself with a swarm of killer bees.

- You wouldn't have any time to train this animal to kill me and the animal could just as easily kill you. So, if you want to arm yourself with a Lion in a cage by all means but you're the one that has to open the cage.

- I could be anywhere you'd like, land or water. I don't suspect that you're about to attempt to murder me but I am very aware of your presence and ready to defend myself if needed.

- It must not be human. You can't arm yourself with Marc Giordano.

- You can use any of your own force that you'd like but the animal itself must be the murder weapon and no other weapons are allowed.

- You can't wear protective gloves. Any handling of the animal has to be done with your bare hands.


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Old 01-04-2013, 11:21 AM   #2
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a Hello Kitty.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:23 AM   #4
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:23 AM   #5
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you have to obtain the animal first.
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I think this game has too many rules.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:24 AM   #8
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can I use this Animal?

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DO not google image search this animal at work! you have been warned!
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:25 AM   #11
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you can't use your own trained pet.
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A turtle. I'd just pick it up and bash you over the head with its shell.
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I would use bacteria..
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I would use bacteria..
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I would use bacteria..
One bacterium??
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