my end of the world FB speech I just posted. lol

[MaDMaN_26]

I thought it was pretty funny.

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So the world ended tonight. … … “Or did it?!?!?” (Please say that quoted part in a loud nonsensical way in your head – Like you just accused an innocent person of murder in a bad movie right before you spin on your heels and point to the REAL murderer and say “YOU! Yes you." in your most definitive voice as if you were sure where this was going…. … you’re probably not. But it sets a tone, read this as a satirical take on “end of the world preparations”) so I’m guessing the world didn’t end after all... Really it’s a shame… a real and total waste of my plan to hit the sporting goods store near the brick in DeerFoot meadows and then raiding Costco and Superstore with the sporting goods store delivery trucks as fast and as often as possible depending on the size of my crew. They will be armed so it will be easier we’ll take money for now… it will take some time before it loses all value and many will believe it still carries value, and so trade, after it all goes to hell.

I planned to address, redress and quickly ascertain the mental agility of new recruits – people still in the parking lot – as well as family obligations. Although family is tough as you all know People with nothing to lose make better soldiers. Oh I know like someone who stands up during a NRA meeting and screams a protest rant. He is even still not shot I hear. So a Survivor. They come in handy when playing StarCraft, I mean taking over Calgary by force during the end of the world.

You probably thought I was serious for a bit… don’t be crazy, things can only be serious if they make good tactical sense. As I kid around and word play throughout this can’t possibly be the case. Also those that are part of fight club can’t talk about fight club… so this would be impossible. All of it… what you just read couldn’t exist. If I joined a club post this message I think the rule is retroactive, so I’d actually have to go back in time, warn myself not to type this and not figure a tricky way around that beforehand by using a few unknown laws to do with copy write and privacy court cases. Which of course would be insane to assume is true. I mean after all why would I post this here, to people I have known through the years and could trust is #### hit the fan? Time travel is crazy.

Lmao, Merry Christmas all.
BAC of .19 according to little device I bought for my keychain. I didn’t drive The world was supposed to end though, in my defense.

[CMPunk]

[Daradon]

Less than halfway through the first paragraph I was trying to guess your BAC. Thanks for letting me know how close I was.

And a good time was had by all! Hope tomorrow isn't too painful for you!

[Jacks]

Can't wait for the translated version when you sober up.

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by Jacks

Can't wait for the translated version when you sober up.

I predict that the edited version will be "nm"

[Sr. Mints]

Originally Posted by MaDMaN_26

I thought it was pretty funny.

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So the world ended tonight. … … “Or did it?!?!?” (Please say that quoted part in a loud nonsensical way in your head – Like you just accused an innocent person of murder in a bad movie right before you spin on your heels and point to the REAL murderer and say “YOU! Yes you." in your most definitive voice as if you were sure where this was going…. … you’re probably not. But it sets a tone, read this as a satirical take on “end of the world preparations”) so I’m guessing the world didn’t end after all... Really it’s a shame… a real and total waste of my plan to hit the sporting goods store near the brick in DeerFoot meadows and then raiding Costco and Superstore with the sporting goods store delivery trucks as fast and as often as possible depending on the size of my crew. They will be armed so it will be easier we’ll take money for now… it will take some time before it loses all value and many will believe it still carries value, and so trade, after it all goes to hell.

I planned to address, redress and quickly ascertain the mental agility of new recruits – people still in the parking lot – as well as family obligations. Although family is tough as you all know People with nothing to lose make better soldiers. Oh I know like someone who stands up during a NRA meeting and screams a protest rant. He is even still not shot I hear. So a Survivor. They come in handy when playing StarCraft, I mean taking over Calgary by force during the end of the world.

You probably thought I was serious for a bit… don’t be crazy, things can only be serious if they make good tactical sense. As I kid around and word play throughout this can’t possibly be the case. Also those that are part of fight club can’t talk about fight club… so this would be impossible. All of it… what you just read couldn’t exist. If I joined a club post this message I think the rule is retroactive, so I’d actually have to go back in time, warn myself not to type this and not figure a tricky way around that beforehand by using a few unknown laws to do with copy write and privacy court cases. Which of course would be insane to assume is true. I mean after all why would I post this here, to people I have known through the years and could trust is #### hit the fan? Time travel is crazy.

Lmao, Merry Christmas all.
BAC of .19 according to little device I bought for my keychain. I didn’t drive The world was supposed to end though, in my defense.

Quoted for posterity.

[ben voyonsdonc]

It has the incoherence of a good drunk post but doesn't have the typos of a great drunk post.

[sclitheroe]

Originally Posted by MaDMaN_26

I thought it was pretty funny.

Do you like looking at photos of yourself too?

[Yoho]

Originally Posted by ben voyonsdonc

It has the incoherence of a good drunk post but doesn't have the typos of a great drunk post.

[Prufrock]

[calgaryred]

an end of the world comment on FB how original

[Inglewood Jack]

Stupid Calgarypuck, be more funny