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Old 11-06-2017, 03:22 PM   #1
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Four of five people found naked after a two-vehicle crash in Nisku that RCMP call ‘not accidental’ are being treated for injuries in hospital.

Leduc RCMP called to the crash at 9:47 a.m. Monday on Township Road 510 in Nisku found a vehicle in the ditch before taking five people into custody, all of them “not clothed at the time of their arrest,” said RCMP Cpl. Laurel Scott in a news release. Four of the five were transported to hospital.

“Preliminary investigation leads RCMP to believe that this collision was not accidental. RCMP believe that drugs and/or alcohol are a contributing factor to this collision,” said Scott.

The Leduc general investigation section, forensic identification section, criminal collision investigation team and the collision analyst are all assisting in what will be a comprehensive investigation, added Scott.
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Old 11-06-2017, 03:25 PM   #2
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RCMP believe that drugs and/or alcohol are a contributing factor to this collision,” said Scott.
Willing to bet it's far more of the "and", quite a bit less "or".
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Old 11-06-2017, 03:28 PM   #3
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Theres two fuzzes? Thats two too many.
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It's not uncommon for people suffering from hypothermia to remove their clothes. Paradoxical undressing.

Doesn't sound like that's the case with them being arrested, but just a weird tidbit about our brains workings.
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Old 11-06-2017, 03:30 PM   #5
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You telling me a bunch of drunk, drugged out naked people in two separate cars intentionally crashed their cars in a ditch?

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Old 11-06-2017, 03:33 PM   #6
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You telling me a bunch of drunk, drugged out naked people in two separate cars intentionally crashed their cars in a ditch?
Might be misreading it a bit. They could have crashed and then ended up in the ditch...not crashing in the ditch. In that case, everything makes sense.
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Old 11-06-2017, 03:37 PM   #7
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Sounds like the script to a weird David Cronenberg movie.
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Theres two fuzzes? Thats two too many.
There can be only one!
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Old 11-06-2017, 06:27 PM   #11
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theirs to fuzzes? Thats too to many.


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Old 11-06-2017, 06:59 PM   #13
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9:47 am???
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So it turns out some of these people were actually kidnapped?
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Old 11-08-2017, 06:28 AM   #16
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A man, woman and 6 week old baby were kidnapped. But the 5 kidnappers were the ones naked? I'm still lost as to what possibly could have happened
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I wonder if they were trying not to leave evidence or something...
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Apparently the five were all women too??
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Old 11-08-2017, 07:38 AM   #20
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Inspired by Jackass and Nitrocircus?
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