I'm bored so.... Here's something for all you cat lovers and dog haters... ;)

[Rerun]

[Wormius]

The fact that cats don't eat their own feces and then lick their owner's faces is more than enough reason for me to be pro-cat, anti-dog.

Of course, dogs probably (?) don't crap or urinate in their owner's bed when they're upset about something.

I guess they all have their pros and cons.

[nik-]

Here's something for you cat lovers and dog haters.

[SHOGUN]

I love cats and dogs.

[puckluck2]

Originally Posted by nik-

Here's something for you cat lovers and dog haters.

Cats look funny on leashes.

[Vox]

Originally Posted by Wormius

The fact that cats don't eat their own feces and then lick their owner's faces is more than enough reason for me to be pro-cat, anti-dog.

Of course, dogs probably (?) don't crap or urinate in their owner's bed when they're upset about something.

I guess they all have their pros and cons.

I must have strange pets -

My cat jumps on the bed and licks my face.

My brother-in-law's dog would pee on my side of the bed when my wife and I would house sit.

[Regulator75]

My dog doesn't lick anyone, nor eat feces.

[Cowperson]

My dog rolls in fresh, urine-laced cow patties, then walks over and shakes herself off on me, covering me head to toe in brown chunks.

My cats do not do that.

Cowperson

[KOgear]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill

[Rerun]

[Bill Bumface]

Cats vs Dogs? Both are trumped by getting cats and dogs in the same room. Hilarity always ensues as they try figure each other out (or eat each other).

[Roughneck]

[Zevo]

Old but I'll post it anyways...cats would make great dog masseuses.

[Flames_Gimp]

boooo no way are cats better than dogs!

[surferguy]

put me in camp cat

[Wormius]

I saw the feces eating at a pet store once. One puppy pooped, and then another scampered over, smelled it, and ate it.

I am sure dogs are more fun overall than cats, but on the maintenance side of things, cats are superior. Unless you piss them off by changing their brand of litter or miss changing it out by a day or something.

Cats will also kill and eat some insects that get into the house.

[GreenLantern]

[carom]

Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I...
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

[Flames_Gimp]

cat owners don't realize (used to it?) how bad their house smells...nothing worse than cat piss *shudder*

[Wormius]

^ I would take cat-piss-house-smell over dog-crap-yard-smell any day.