09-08-2012, 10:19 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Sex in The Penalty Box!
http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston...tional-title/#
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When Boston University released its report Wednesday on hockey players’ “culture of sexual entitlement,” it kept most of the investigation details — including accounts of sexual debauchery and wide-ranging allegations of academic trouble — confined to confidential subcommittee reports. In the documents, which were obtained by the Globe on Thursday, were tales of a late-night 2009 NCAA championship party at Agganis Arena where dozens of guests drank from kegs in the locker room showers and took to the ice naked to shoot pucks. “It was insane,” one former student who attended told the BU task force. “People were having sex in the penalty box.” Campus police did not find out about the party, nor did BU administrators — until this year, when the task force started asking questions.
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09-08-2012, 10:21 AM
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#2
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Lifetime Suspension
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2, 5, and a game for crabs.
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09-08-2012, 01:35 PM
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#3
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#1 Goaltender
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Now that's what I call a sin bin.
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09-08-2012, 01:37 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Coquitlam, BC
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2 minutes for hooking.
Then you promise to call the next day and get outta there!
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09-08-2012, 01:40 PM
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#5
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First Line Centre
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Wonder if anyone got a 'third man in' penalty?
Maybe hitting from behind?
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09-08-2012, 01:45 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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5 minutes for high sticking to the head.
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Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
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09-08-2012, 01:56 PM
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#7
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Calgary
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penalty box sexual innuendo joke
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09-08-2012, 03:02 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Coquitlam, BC
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Kesler: 2 minutes for 'going down' too easily
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09-08-2012, 03:13 PM
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Won the Worst Son Ever Award
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sherwood Park
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2 minutes for an illegal curve on his stick?
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09-08-2012, 03:16 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zevo
hitting from behind?
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Winner
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PSN: Diemenz
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09-08-2012, 05:55 PM
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First Line Centre
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#" Like you’re damn straight if I win a National Title I want to smash some broads in the penalty box. And if I was a broad I want to get stuffed in there too.# It’s a lifetime college memory. # Your school wins the National Title and you get dicked in the arena . #How can you beat that? #It’s a win win for everybody involved"
Hahaha. I agree !
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09-08-2012, 07:35 PM
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All I can get
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That reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know... uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh
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09-08-2012, 08:43 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
That reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know... uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh
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What was his name??? ... uh-uh-uh-uh ...
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