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metallicat · 06-19-2005, 03:53 AM

So my buddies thought it was funny to put shaving cream on my car...on the hood, windshield wipers, door handle, side panel...etc. It was somewhat funny to me as well, except for me having to try and clean some of it off at 4:00 this AM. So...I need to get them back. Anyone have any great prank ideas for their vehicles, or anything really? No way can I just let them do this without any retribution. Let's get some good ideas going here...thanks.

Mean Mr. Mustard · 06-19-2005, 04:46 AM

Decorate their cars in oilers colours...

Or put a dead hooker in the trunk.

Maritime Q-Scout · 06-19-2005, 07:30 AM

I'm not one to start practical jokes, and I'm not overly original... I just take your idea and one up you until you snap.

I say shaving cream all on their cars, houses, be nice and use whipped cream on the insides

Buzzard · 06-19-2005, 08:15 AM

I was at wally world's automotive section the other day and noticed they have some kind of spray paint that you can wash off. The uses on the side of the can were for like doing cars up on weddings, grads...etc. First thing I thought was for practical jokes. You could graffiti up the side of their car with this, and then spread sugar all around the gas tank lid on the ground. Then leave an empty sugar bag there. Paint message from trunk across back window, over the roof, and down to hood. Suggested msg....... "learn to drive a$$hole" or for a real screwy case of mistaken identity, "stay away from (insert fictional chick name) mo' fataer"
Spray some gang style graffiti on car doors.

Would definately get me going if I went to go to work and saw that all over my car.

Table 5 · 06-19-2005, 08:18 AM

your answer

metallicat · 06-19-2005, 10:22 AM

I got one guy back this morning with shaving cream, but not the other yet. Who doesn't lock their garage?

I have to do more though. This shaving cream, while a nuisance, is too easy for him to wash off.

Maybe I should call the bargain finder and put both their cars up for sale...

AC · 06-19-2005, 01:20 PM

If you want to keep it shaving cream related...

Freeze a couple of cans of shaving cream, until they are as frozen as possible.

Now use whatever you can, and peel the metal of the can away completley, so you're left with a frozen solid cylinder of shaving cream.

Now if you place that cylinder anywhere, say the inside of a car, or better yet, the glove compartment, when it thaws, it will expand to about 850x its size.

Now, one can wont fill a car very well, which is why I would suggest multiple, or placing them in small areas, like the glove compartment, or toilet...

For more information:

http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/frozen/frozen.html

Claeren · 06-19-2005, 01:24 PM

Are they married/dating?

Put out a personals/sex ad in their significant others name and include his cell number.

Oh MAN that hits a sweet spot...

Claeren.

metallicat · 06-19-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by AnthonyCook@Jun 19 2005, 01:20 PM
If you want to keep it shaving cream related...

Freeze a couple of cans of shaving cream, until they are as frozen as possible.

Now use whatever you can, and peel the metal of the can away completley, so you're left with a frozen solid cylinder of shaving cream.

Now if you place that cylinder anywhere, say the inside of a car, or better yet, the glove compartment, when it thaws, it will expand to about 850x its size.

Now, one can wont fill a car very well, which is why I would suggest multiple, or placing them in small areas, like the glove compartment, or toilet...

For more information:

http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/frozen/frozen.html

I read that one on a website, and thought it was brilliant, but that would make some mess. I definetely would not want him to get me back with something similar. But seeing it happen to someone else would be awesome.

kermitology · 06-19-2005, 05:25 PM

Dishsoap on the wiperblades and around the windows, when it hardens it'll rip everything to sreds if he tries to force things to move..

MrMastodonFarm · 06-19-2005, 05:46 PM

Prank them to death.. with a tire iron.

Reaper · 06-20-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Table 5@Jun 19 2005, 08:18 AM
your answer

That is what I'm doing to our toilet when we move out of our apartment. York West Property Management sucks.

Tron_fdc · 06-20-2005, 11:25 AM

Put an add for the following in the bargain finder:

Free washer and dryer, for pick up only. Kenmore appliances, slightly used, but still in great working codition. Moving overseas, must remove from my house immediately. Please call after 1AM, as I work nights and will not be home to accept calls before then.

Or, if one of your friends has a new(ish) vehicle, call him up and pretend to be a dealership. Tell him there is an immediate recall on their car/truck due to major fire hazards, and the fuell sensor switch has to be replaced (free of charge of course). Kinda funny when they show up and the dealer is looking at him like he's an IDIOT!!

Reaper · 06-20-2005, 11:26 AM

If you really want to annoy them then place personal ads for them in the "alternative lifestyle" papers with instructions to call between 1 - 6 am. Make them sound easy and freaky. Let the hilarity ensue.

greatbigC · 06-20-2005, 11:52 AM

Try filling their door handles with vaseline, not only will they get a hand full of goo when they open the door the first couple times but it'll drip out of there for weeks.

CrzyCanuck · 06-20-2005, 12:00 PM

Vaseline on the windshield will also take for freaking ever to get off.

I also heard that if you urinate on someone's windshield, the stench will be in the air conditioning for a very long time.

Mr. Ski · 06-20-2005, 12:50 PM

This one pretty much requires you to have the keys.... My Dad and his cousins filled my uncle's car full of popped popcorn while he was on his honnymoon years ago. Sounds expensive, but my one of them worked at Studio 82 at the time and had access to really cheap popcorn. They had it full to the top of the sunroof! You could still smell popcorn when you first opened the doors years later.

4X4 · 06-20-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Ski@Jun 20 2005, 11:50 AM
This one pretty much requires you to have the keys.... My Dad and his cousins filled my uncle's car full of popped popcorn while he was on his honnymoon years ago. Sounds expensive, but my one of them worked at Studio 82 at the time and had access to really cheap popcorn. They had it full to the top of the sunroof! You could still smell popcorn when you first opened the doors years later.

I would go ballistic if someone did that to my ride... :angry:

If your buddy is not gay, and a little homophobic, you could always slap a gay pride sticker inconspicuously on the back of his car. It'd likely be a few days before he notices it. Meanwhile, he'll be getting smiles & nods from the other team...

If you are in the mood to make him work, get a bunch of local radio station stickers & put them on the front window. A few hours with a razor blade & some solvent will teach a lesson.

Buff · 06-20-2005, 02:30 PM

This happened to my neighbour back in the old neighbour hood. My neighbour was going camping and they had a small party at his house the night before he left. Two of his buddies snuck into the house and took the keys to his car, a 1968 Mustang (or somewhere around that time era). Whie my neighbour was away camping they took his car to an autobody shop owned by one of their father's, and they painted the Mustang. It was now a bright sky blue color with fluorescent pink flames.

Tron_fdc · 06-20-2005, 03:11 PM

Or you could always start up a game of "hide the poo". I know of a few occasions when this started up on rugby tours.

Nothing like finding it in your hotel bathroom, under a pillow, and ultimately in someones shoes. The worst was one guy who got it right before he boarded a plane back from Ireland.....imagine a 12hr flight with a festering hunk of dung in your suitcase.