I know enough to know I don't know how to do what I want.
So here's the situation, one of my best friends just bought a house and is in the process of unpacking. At the same time he also started to brew homemade beer.
So I was thinking as a housewarming present I'd get the labels for the bottles of beer done up.
Since high school he's had the nickname Hooter, mostly as a play on his last name Hodder. So I'm thinking of the name Hooder~brau as the name of the beer, with a picture of cleavage (say Kate Upton, Alison Brie, Brooklyn Decker, or Gemma Atkinson)
Possibly Upton's cleavage, Hooder~Brau logo type thing, Brie's cleavage, but alas I don't know if that would work.
I'll leave it up to you to use your own creative devices (as I'm certain you're more creative than I).
Any help is appreciated
Cheers