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Flames89 · 06-09-2005, 10:34 AM

So, as a best man, I am flying out there for my buddy's stag in a few weeks. We are going to a cabin for a weekend on a lake of golfing and drinking.

What I want to hear are stories/ideas of stag trips that will give me good ideas to incorporate into the weekend...

Incinerator · 06-09-2005, 10:47 AM

Screw the cabin and book yourselves a trip to Vegas!

Well at least find a cabin close enough for the strippers to show up on time lol...

Flames89 · 06-09-2005, 10:49 AM

That will be the one missing ingredient.

Golf, Poker, Booze, Fireworks/Guns, Fire, Boating, Meat

No strippers, and the closest town has some scaryyyy women.

Incinerator · 06-09-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Flames89@Jun 9 2005, 04:49 PM
That will be the one missing ingredient.

Golf, Poker, Booze, Fireworks/Guns, Fire, Boating, Meat

No strippers, and the closest town has some scaryyyy women.

Did the bride pick out this location for you guys?

Super-Rye · 06-09-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by Flames89@Jun 9 2005, 10:49 AM
No strippers, and the closest town has some scaryyyy women.

Edmonton?

Unfortunately I have no stag party stories of my own, being 19 and all.

dustygoon · 06-09-2005, 01:27 PM

So many good stories but what goes on the road, stays on the road. I don't think my buddies want their stories on a public chat board as it is easy to identify them by the specificities in the story.

Having said that, I think the best story happened while we were at the "balet". The bachelor got on stage to "dance" with the blonde duo who were doing funny things with lollipops. Knowing it was his stag, the "dancers" were receptive to him using the lollipops to do funny things on them. And then he ate the lollipop. The crowd went wild. We got him some mouthwash.

Frank the Tank · 06-09-2005, 01:35 PM

Mine happened at the ballet as well. Basically, I was handcuffed, thrown on stage where my underwear was ceremoniously ripped out of my pants much to the delight of the dancers and the crowd. The girl then grabbed her "friend" and the two of them took me to the VIP lounge and proceeded to put on a show. All I can say is girl+girl+both naked=BOOYA!!

The atomic wedgie did leave some nice fabric burns on my nether-regions. That was fun to explain while on my honeymoon.

4X4 · 06-09-2005, 05:30 PM

Heh heh... A guy that I'm not so friends with had a stag that I was somehow dragged to, at someone's house. A stripper came to put on a show that involved her naked, gyrating body, on all fours, 69 position above the groom to be.
He was handcuffed & warned not to touch her, but he was a little impaired & at one point he lunged his head up & rubbed his face in her... Well, you know.

She responded by turning & slapping him (hard), then standing up & kicking him in the ribs with her pointy boots on.
She was so p*ssed off that she attempted to cut it short & leave. The guy who organized it went and talked to her, and managed to get her to finish the show. She might as well have left though. She was clearly angry & was just doing what she had to to fill out the balance of the agreed time.

The bride to be found out about it a couple of days before the wedding (about 5 days after the stag) and was livid. They got married anyway, but I bet he still feels her scorn every time a stag or a birthday party comes up that involves strippers.

On a related note, I never really got the whole stripper thing. Personally, being in a room full of horny men and one or two women that no one can touch is just not my idea of a great time. But to each his own...

Bill Bumface · 06-09-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by 4X4@Jun 9 2005, 05:30 PM
On a related note, I never really got the whole stripper thing. Personally, being in a room full of horny men and one or two women that no one can touch is just not my idea of a great time. But to each his own...

You just summed up the University of Calgary's Engineering faculty.

Flames89 · 06-10-2005, 07:23 AM

While I like hearing these stories - they are not helping me come up with embarassing ideas for my buddy without going to the local theatre or bringing the theatre talent in-house.

Bring_Back_Shantz · 06-10-2005, 07:47 AM

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Originally posted by 4X4@Jun 9 2005, 05:30 PM

The bride to be found out about it a couple of days before the wedding (about 5 days after the stag) and was livid. They got married anyway, but I bet he still feels her scorn every time a stag or a birthday party comes up that involves strippers.

HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN.
I see it as one of two ways,
1) Someone snitched
2) Someone brougth a camera

Either way whoever was responsible needs to be beaten mercilessly. You don't talk about bachelor parties, when girls are around, and you don't bring cameras. Those are rules that anyone who isn't completely ######ed should know.

HelloHockeyFans · 06-10-2005, 07:50 AM

I'll be heading to Montreal soon to meet up with some friends from Vancouver for one of the guy's stag party! It's gonna be insanity!!

Cheese · 06-10-2005, 08:03 AM

Stag parties...ugh. I was lucky and managed to elope so I never received the wrath of my buddies. However I have been to a few good ones...in my mind anyways.

1. Involved a Ballet dancer dressed in leathers c/w whips and other S & M toys. She stripped the poor Soon To Be Married (STBM) and dressed him in harness et al. She then proceeded to strip and rode him around the room horsey style....well sorta like horsey racing style...whipping etc. That was sorta emabarrassing, but I larfed.

2. Involved getting a STBM totally loaded....and I mean near poisoning status. Pockets were emptied, including wallet and the STBM was placed on a Greyhound Bus to Winnipeg.

Many others over the years....stuff like tieing guys up buck naked to a tree...at a busy intersection.

Elope...its far better.

4X4 · 06-10-2005, 10:10 AM

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The bride to be found out about it a couple of days before the wedding (about 5 days after the stag) and was livid. They got married anyway, but I bet he still feels her scorn every time a stag or a birthday party comes up that involves strippers.

HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN.
I see it as one of two ways,
1) Someone snitched
2) Someone brougth a camera

Either way whoever was responsible needs to be beaten mercilessly. You don't talk about bachelor parties, when girls are around, and you don't bring cameras. Those are rules that anyone who isn't completely ######ed should know. [/b][/quote]
I'm not sure how she found out, but I'm guessing it was option A...

Bingo · 06-10-2005, 10:17 AM

For mine we did an entire weekend on an acreage south of Calgary.

Horse shoes, softball, frisbee football, football, and two rather heavy Big Rock beer kegs got the job done.

Very tough on the system (I'm glad it was ten years ago)

habernac · 06-10-2005, 11:00 AM

mine was boring as well. Went to a bar, played pool, drank lots. I told them I'd leave if there was any stripper BS. I've been to way too many gong show type stags, had no desire to have one like that for myself.