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Old 03-27-2012, 06:09 PM   #1
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Seriously? has anyone ever heard of this before? Who the hell chews their food then pass it off to your kid like a baby bird?

That poor kid is going to be so screwed up...

http://www.calgarysun.com/2012/03/27...-son-like-bird

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Old 03-27-2012, 06:16 PM   #2
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Weird thing to do and an even weirder thing to put on youtube but I highly doubt that is going to mess someone up in the future.
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Old 03-27-2012, 06:39 PM   #3
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I wish Alicia Silverstone was my mother..... or at least pretended to be my mother.
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Old 03-27-2012, 07:51 PM   #4
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So she doesn't swallow she spits.

That's disappointing.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:06 PM   #6
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A good meal is a good meal no matter how it's presented.
I'm gonna simulate this tonight and blend up all my food!
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:13 PM   #7
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Huh - our 18-month-old son is a poor/picky eater. I'm going to suggest this to my wife.

(I'm mostly joking, but some days we'd try anything.)
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:17 PM   #8
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WTF, indeed
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:22 PM   #9
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So let's get this straight, she names her kid bear, she feeds the kid from her own mouth and she is a vegan......this is going to end well for bear....
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:27 PM   #11
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A good meal is a good meal no matter how it's presented.
I'm gonna simulate this tonight and blend up all my food!
Make sure to spit in the blender a bunch. The saliva is a key ingredient.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:31 PM   #12
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Pretty much every species that feeds its young does so with some variation of chew-and-spit, and the kid still appears to still be in the awkward maggot years. No harm, no foul.
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It's bad enough knowing you came out your mom's vag.

Now this poor little guy has to know that his mom also frenched him using some broccoli as cover. That and the dumb name.
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My mother did this for me when I was young. I don't see anything wrong with it and it probably helps bonding and boosts the child's immune system. It's natural in nature. What's with all the westerners and cutting up kid's food with scissors or blending it into a pulp or whatever. To me, that's even more unnatural and it's silly for you to be aghast at this. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
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My mother did this for me when I was young. I don't see anything wrong with it and it probably helps bonding and boosts the child's immune system. It's natural in nature. What's with all the westerners and cutting up kid's food with scissors or blending it into a pulp or whatever. To me, that's even more unnatural and it's silly for you to be aghast at this. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Yeah, you turned out okay.
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Follow-up: my wife looked at the video and told both me and Ms.Silverstone to go f *** ourselves.
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Follow-up: my wife looked at the video and told both me and Ms.Silverstone to go f *** ourselves.
Sweet you just got the green light, now you just have to track down Alicia. You should post that on youtube.
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Posting it on youtube is the part of this that will mess the kid up in the future. That is unless this was a brilliant scam to max out her adsense account. That could pad little johny's college fund rather nicely if they get enough hits.
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