Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Reload this Page Things you can say to your boss...
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 02-22-2012, 04:05 PM   #1
Phanuthier
Franchise Player
 
Phanuthier's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
Exp:
Default Things you can say to your boss...
The guy right beside me says some of the funniest stuff I ever heard of. He's a 30 year old Asian nerd, and has daily conversations with his 70 year old, angry Russian boss... the latest:

"that is so stupid. mW is power. did you even go to school? you should go back to school!"

"what?! are you crazy? i am not going to do that. you do it! tell me how that goes"

(cool story bro)
__________________
"With a coach and a player, sometimes there's just so much respect there that it's boils over"
-Taylor Hall
Phanuthier is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 04:11 PM   #2
Rerun
Often Thinks About Pickles
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
Exp:
Default
I guess you had to be there...
Rerun is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Rerun For This Useful Post:
Old 02-22-2012, 04:25 PM   #3
MrMastodonFarm
Lifetime Suspension
 
MrMastodonFarm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Exp:
Default
MrMastodonFarm is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to MrMastodonFarm For This Useful Post:
Old 02-22-2012, 04:26 PM   #4
OutOfTheCube
Franchise Player
 
OutOfTheCube's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Exp:
Default
I was expecting another one of those stupid videos.
OutOfTheCube is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 04:29 PM   #5
CaptainCrunch
Norm!
 
CaptainCrunch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Exp:
Default
__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
CaptainCrunch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 04:31 PM   #6
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default
Well, I guess I'll have to say it then.....

Cool story bro....
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 04:48 PM   #7
Dion
Not a casual user
 
Dion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
Exp:
Default
__________________
Dion is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Dion For This Useful Post:
Old 02-22-2012, 05:02 PM   #8
Sliver
evil of fart
 
Sliver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Exp:
Default
FWIW I liked your story. More quotes please!
Sliver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 05:07 PM   #9
Robotic
Scoring Winger
 
Robotic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: AI
Exp:
Default
This reminds me of that book "Sh@t my Dad says". The one thats engraved in my mind and will never go away is along the lines of "You can tell when your dog is gonna take a sh@t is when you see its anus dilating."
Robotic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 05:41 PM   #10
Lt.Spears
Lifetime Suspension
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Exp:
Default
"404 funny not found"
Lt.Spears is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 05:51 PM   #11
MoneyGuy
Franchise Player
 
MoneyGuy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Exp:
Default
My wife runs my office and says whatever she wants, whether I like it or not. We're still married after 33 years and after working together for 11. It's all good.
MoneyGuy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 06:25 PM   #12
Dion
Not a casual user
 
Dion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
Exp:
Default
Reminds of a time when I worked for Safeway. It's Monday morning and my boss greets me as i'm passing the mens public washroom. The story went something like this....

Boss: I have a job for you.
Me: What is it?
Boss: Take a look in the mens washroom.
Me; There's feces smeared all over the floor, walls and mirror.
Boss; Clean it up! (grin on his face)
Me: Go fudge yourself! (smirk on my face)
Boss: I could fire you!
Me. I dare you!
Boss: Okay, I'll get the next guy coming into work.
__________________
Dion is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Dion For This Useful Post:
Old 02-22-2012, 06:42 PM   #13
Phanuthier
Franchise Player
 
Phanuthier's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
Exp:
Default
Maybe I just found this funny cause its in a white collar work environment...... offices (well cubical).... the old Russian guy has over 90 patents. I think its a unique employer-employee relationship they have. The Asian nerd is successful himself... I think so he gets away with a lot of crap. Yesterday he was streaming a basketball game in his cubical, his boss came to him to ask him a question and he told him to come back later and he was busy... Last week he was reading a Spiderman magazine in his cubical.
__________________
"With a coach and a player, sometimes there's just so much respect there that it's boils over"
-Taylor Hall
Phanuthier is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2012, 07:45 PM   #14
Cheerio
#1 Goaltender
 
Cheerio's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Exp:
Default
I don't get it
Cheerio is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:21 PM.
Calgary Flames
2024-25



Contact Us - Calgarypuck Forums - Unofficial Calgary Flames Community - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy