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Old 01-25-2012, 10:00 AM   #1
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She's just mad she ain't getting any.
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Old 01-25-2012, 11:11 AM   #2
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What. An Idiot.

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The teen reportedly asked police to take her to a local shelter but later changed her mind.
If I was the parent I'd tell the cops to take her. Let her sleep the night at a shelter and think about wasting emergency services' time again.
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Haha, her mom is a whore.
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She's just mad she ain't getting any.
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She'll still be mad
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I'm amazed that the whole neighbourhood didn't call the cops when I was with Fotze's mamma the other night. Chick sounds like a mentally handicapped cat stuck in a garbage can.
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She'll still be mad
It might even make her madder....
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