05-03-2011, 04:04 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Ladies of CP - Please Decode Our Text Exchanges With Women
Thanks! For real.
Me: You were right - those desserts are very good.
Her: Glad you like it. Next time try something different.
Me: What do you suggest?
Her: We'll try something new.
Me: Surprise me?
Her: Always.
Are we still talking about dessert?
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05-03-2011, 04:10 PM
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#2
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Thanks! For real.
Me: You were right - those desserts are very good.
Her: Glad you like it. Next time try something different.
Me: What do you suggest?
Her: We'll try something new.
Me: Surprise me?
Her: Always.
Are we still talking about dessert?
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She is talking about anal, they always want anal.
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05-03-2011, 04:11 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Real men don't text, they use BBM so you can stalk them after they ignore your messages.
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05-03-2011, 04:13 PM
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#4
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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What is BBM?
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05-03-2011, 04:13 PM
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Likes Cartoons
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This was 3 weeks ago...
Her: Hey, wanna go catch next week?
Me: Catch what? What are you talking about??
Her: The oyster bar! Geez!
Me: Oh ok.
Me: Sure.
Her: I'm craving Oysters!
Me: Aren't their Oysters really expensive?
Her: Yeah, but it's worth it! Come please!
Me: No
Me: Ok fine.
Are we talking aobut Oysters here?
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05-03-2011, 04:14 PM
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#6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
What is BBM?
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The one thing Blackberrys users have left to brag about.
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05-03-2011, 04:14 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Oysters are a well-known aphrodisiac.
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05-03-2011, 04:14 PM
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#8
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
What is BBM?
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Big Beautiful Malaysian chat line.
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05-03-2011, 04:16 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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A) No you are no longer talking about Dessert
B) Yes you are talking about Oysters
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05-03-2011, 04:16 PM
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#10
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First Line Centre
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Bad Bowel Movement?
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05-03-2011, 04:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puckluck
Big Beautiful Malaysian chat line.
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theycallmebruce would be all over that!
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05-03-2011, 04:17 PM
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#12
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
B) Yes you are talking about Oysters
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Excellent, cause that's all we had and I got drunk after and don't remember much!
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05-03-2011, 04:18 PM
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#13
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
theycallmebruce would be all over that!
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Hey, do you still think malaysia is a third world contry??
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05-03-2011, 04:18 PM
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#14
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
The one thing Blackberrys users have left to brag about.
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whoooaaa timeout, they put that little red blinky light on the iPhone/Android too now?
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05-03-2011, 04:19 PM
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#15
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
The one thing Blackberrys users have left to brag about.
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Unfortunately true. If it wasn't for BBM I'd have an iphone. Blackberries suck, but BBM is what keeps me with a BB.
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05-03-2011, 04:19 PM
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#16
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
A) No you are no longer talking about Dessert
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I wonder if she likes oysters?
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05-03-2011, 04:20 PM
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#17
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
Hey, do you still think malaysia is a third world contry??
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What a memory!!!
I'll go as high as 2nd world now!
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05-03-2011, 04:21 PM
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#18
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
What a memory!!!
I'll go as high as 2nd world now!
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Haha, good times! Don't worry, I'd still vote for you.
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05-03-2011, 04:22 PM
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#19
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
A) No you are no longer talking about Dessert
B) Yes you are talking about Oysters
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I knew this asian chick in university was thought that every guy who would order oysters for her at dinner wanted to sleep with her. hahaha.
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05-03-2011, 04:23 PM
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#20
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
I knew this asian chick in university was thought that every guy who would order oysters for her at dinner wanted to sleep with her. hahaha.
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HAHA, too funny. That's awesome. We wouldn't happen to know the same girl would we?
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