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Old 11-02-2011, 10:33 PM   #1
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Husband secretly fed wife steroids so she would pile on weight and stay at home to look after the children

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-children.html

People are so ****ed up these days. I'd like to take steriods too just to get bigger faster when I go workout, but I don't wanna risk getting my junk any smaller than it already is being that I am asian....
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Old 11-02-2011, 10:45 PM   #2
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Did the same thing for the Handi-J's.

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Old 11-02-2011, 10:49 PM   #3
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Old 11-02-2011, 11:24 PM   #4
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Good god, and a lot of Indian girls already have too much hair.
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W.T.F.

lol CaNt AlLoW aLl CaPs??
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Old 11-03-2011, 01:42 AM   #6
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No jail sentence... lol... serial killer in the making
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:56 AM   #7
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I think this must be more common than we first thought.

I bet this is going on in 50% of households
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:00 AM   #8
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I think this must be more common than we first thought.

I bet this is going on in 50% of households
Yep - either it is or it isn't - so, 50/50...
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I'd like to take steriods too just to get bigger faster when I go workout, but I don't wanna risk getting my junk any smaller than it already is being that I am asian....
FYI, only the testicles reduce in size. Your wang (pun fully intended) actually gets bigger.
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:27 AM   #10
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FYI, only the testicles reduce in size. Your wang (pun fully intended) actually gets bigger.
The wang gets bigger or because you now have baby potatoes the meat looks bigger?
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Couldn't he, y'know, just ask her politely to stay home and watch the children?
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:43 AM   #12
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She must have been a horrible wife for him to have to resort to something as drastic as this.
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Couldn't he, y'know, just ask her politely to stay home and watch the children?
Why do that, when for once in your life you can hatch a super villianesque plan that is only missing sharks with laser beams on their heads.

Or strapping her down to a table with a slowly turning saw threatening to cut her in half and telling her your fiendish plan.
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but I don't wanna risk getting my junk any smaller than it already is being that I am asian....
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much info.
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but I don't wanna risk getting my junk any smaller than it already is being that I am asian....
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Oh give me a break. you don't hear me complain about being bad at math.
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but I don't wanna risk getting my junk any smaller than it already is being that I am asian....

Oh give me a break. you don't hear me complain about being bad at math.[/QUOTE]


Or engrish Somehow when I read this post, It came out with Rosie Perez's voice.
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Old 11-03-2011, 12:41 PM   #17
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It might have been better if the husband would have fed her some type of pills to increase her sex drive. The they both could have stayed home
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Old 11-03-2011, 01:26 PM   #18
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Judge Ebraham Mooncey is on the case!
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That Dalwara Singh is one good-looking brown guy. He really is. No homo
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Old 11-03-2011, 04:32 PM   #20
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I wonder if she developed a Shenis from the roids. The article doesn't mention. Because women that do roids, get Shenis's.

You know if you google Chyna, and penis, you will know what I am talking about. But definitely don't google those two things. You do not want to see that. Don't say I didn't warn you..... why are you googling it you dummy?
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