Durring a particularily intense Battle of Alberta game, the roof of the Rexall place collapses, and miraculously the only two people killed are Darryl Sutter, and Craig McTavish. After a while they've settled into their new homes and Craig McTavish ends up living in a lovely 4000 sq ft mansion. On the front lawn are statues of Oilers greats. The house is filled with Oilers memrobelia, and has a lovely pool for entertaining. Bored one night, Craig decides to have a party, so he invites all of the Oilers fans in Heaven over to enjoy his new home. The party is going well, when all of a sudden "Shot down in Flames" (the Flames goal song, of course) can be heard echoing through the night. Craig looks up the hill and sees a massive Castle that is decked out in Red, Yellow and Black. There is a Giant Flaming C Banner hanging off of the wall, and a massive party is going on. The house is at least 10 time bigger than Craig's, has a 10 car garrage filled with every kind of car you can imagine, and 2 pools. Outside are huge statues of the Flames greats, and everyone at the party is watching a great reel of Flames highlighs on a massive outdoor screen.
The sight of this house makes Craig very upset, that although his house is very nice, it is nothing anywhere near as nice as that one, so the next day he goes to meet God and ask him why Darryl Sutter got such a better home. God listens to Craig's complaints then begins to laugh and says, "Oh Craig, you've got it all wrong. That isn't Darryl Sutter's house. That's My house.".
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