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Old 08-12-2011, 09:23 PM   #1
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Glad the image didn't work.
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Old 08-12-2011, 09:25 PM   #2
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Old 08-12-2011, 10:19 PM   #4
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My first post doesnt make sense now.


Also. Anyone find it funny that the guy that may need this technology thanked the first post. ?
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Old 08-12-2011, 10:26 PM   #5
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I knew i was in trouble with the thread title,but Fotze meant double trouble, and i still clicked.
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Old 08-12-2011, 10:43 PM   #6
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Well there goes the last obstacle to my long-contemplated lifestyle change. Thanks, science!
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Old 08-12-2011, 11:13 PM   #7
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excellent, one step closer to creating a frankenhooker with no restrictions.
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Old 08-13-2011, 12:23 AM   #8
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Every year, 1000 pornstars are diagnosed with a prolapsed anus. No amount of glue, peanut butter or elastic bands are able to overcome this obstacle. With your donations, you can help fight and find a cure to this affliction. For only $1 a day, that's less than a cup of coffee; you can extend the life of these well seasoned sphincters.

Call now, toll free at 1-800-SPINCTERS-IN.
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:30 AM   #9
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This could only be a Fotze thread...
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:46 AM   #10
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Rectum? damn near killed him.


Anyway, good to know I'll be able to go get my tires changed when needed, so to speak.
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Old 08-13-2011, 02:10 AM   #11
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Rectum? damn near killed him.


Anyway, good to know I'll be able to go get my tires changed when needed, so to speak.
I came in ready to make the connection. Damn you for beating me to the punch.

Thoughts and prayers.
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Old 08-13-2011, 05:41 AM   #12
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Matt Stajan < anal sphincter

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Old 08-13-2011, 06:45 AM   #13
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You just got your ass handed to you on a platter.
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Those researchers wouldn't know their ass from a hole in a dish.
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A former co-worker of mine lost the lower part of his rectum in a motorcycle accident ( sliding on the pavement -- ouch) He'd benefit from this research.

As for the sphinter... I would suggest we skip the surgery and immediately elect it to parliment.

...so we can cut out the middle-man.
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