Don't be fooled by the size of her rock, J-Lo is now single and on the block - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

OILFAN #81 · 07-15-2011, 06:55 PM

http://new.ca.music.yahoo.com/blogs/...anthony-split/

Lopez and Anthony get divorced after 7 years.

MrMastodonFarm · 07-15-2011, 06:57 PM

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Don't be fooled by the size of her rock, J-Lo is now single and on the block

ballin · 07-15-2011, 06:59 PM

OILFAN #81 · 07-15-2011, 06:59 PM

Lol, I had one of 3 posters in mind on who was going to post first. It was you or 2 others that I was thinking of.

Kybosh · 07-15-2011, 07:03 PM

She'll fulfill my wishes with her taco flavoured kisses.

Traditional_Ale · 07-15-2011, 08:20 PM

Epic thread title...all the way.

Sample00 · 07-15-2011, 10:27 PM

Thank gawed. Now's my chance!

Dion · 07-15-2011, 10:36 PM

mikey_the_redneck · 07-15-2011, 10:45 PM

I've always liked J-Lo.

What can I say, I'm a butt-man.

Yeah......and she always takes good care of her hair.

flamesrule_kipper34 · 07-16-2011, 02:22 AM

For all I care J Lo can shove it.

After what she did to Affleck, karma's a bi***.

Yasa · 07-16-2011, 02:26 AM

Does this mean she'll have more time to make The Cell 2?

troutman · 07-16-2011, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by flamesrule_kipper34

For all I care J Lo can shove it.

After what she did to Affleck, karma's a bi***.

Didn't Ben dump her, just before the wedding?

Crispy's Critter · 07-16-2011, 09:48 AM

if the stories of her spitting at people who work for her (as well as various other abuses), and treating some fans like garbage are true, she can go crawl back under whatever rock she came from.

However if they are not true, I'd like to apologize for thinking bad things about her by offering her a week of marathon sex

RedJester · 07-16-2011, 09:54 AM

No surprise there. When she tried to reboot her career last time as the wholesome family woman, it flopped. A single Lopez is more attractive to the public than a married one.

/yesiamcynical.

CaptainCrunch · 07-16-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by flamesrule_kipper34

For all I care J Lo can shove it.

After what she did to Affleck, karma's a bi***.

Affleck had it coming he was cheating on her with Ms Lopez

Sadly it was a career setback and embarrassment for Affleck when he and the world found out that Ms. Lopez was actually Mitch Conner a drifter conman of no fixed address.