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Old 07-05-2011, 08:18 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Prison Break - Mexican style

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A woman was caught trying to sneak her common-law-husband out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase following a conjugal visit. Staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.

Prison guards checked the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position.

Ramirez is serving a 20-year sentence for a 2007 conviction for illegal weapons possession.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:27 AM   #2
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While it appears Maria folded him nicely into the suitcase to fit, I'm sure he got a good ironing out by the guards.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:29 AM   #3
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His wife clearly put her years of tortilla folding to good use
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:47 AM   #4
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More like Mexicant's....She should have hid him under her sombrero
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:59 AM   #5
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20 years for illegal weapons possession? Here in Canada you get what, one year for murdering somebody?
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:12 AM   #6
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20 years for illegal weapons possession? Here in Canada you get what, one year for murdering somebody?
I think it's usually a couple of years if you didn't email someone and tell them about it first, which basically means you get manslaughter.

http://www.wellandtribune.ca/Article...5&archive=true

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Old 07-05-2011, 10:51 AM   #7
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I think it's usually a couple of years if you didn't email someone and tell them about it first, which basically means you get manslaughter.

http://www.wellandtribune.ca/Article...5&archive=true

http://www2.canada.com/edmontonjourn...e-c7b38928db59

Wow, case #1 you can see some reason for a shorter sentence. #2 though...
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Old 07-05-2011, 12:13 PM   #8
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So he has been in jail for 4 years, and his common-law wife is currently 19 years old.
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:29 PM   #9
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A valiant effort indeed. They should just let him go based on how hilarious that picture is. Facepalm indeed.
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