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Old 08-11-2011, 12:18 AM   #1
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Thats right Vivid video's has decided to release a Star Wars Parody. Not only is it a pretty funny trailer, but it shows that the people who wrote it are actually geeks.

Oh and don't worry the trailer is safe for viewing



This will probably be funnier then the Family Guy star wars parodies.
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Old 08-11-2011, 12:49 AM   #2
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How the hell is Vivid not going to be sued to eternity for this. I can understand the whole parody freedom thing, but this is a little different when you are depicting princess Leah getting DP'd by a wookie and a light sabre.
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Old 08-11-2011, 02:35 AM   #4
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It can't be as bad as episodes 1-3.

The the Death star going to be in the shape of a giant Vagina? An XXXwing fighter is going to be pretty cool.
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Old 08-11-2011, 07:08 AM   #5
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Might be the first time I actually HAVE to watch a particular pron movie.
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That looks awesome.
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Old 08-11-2011, 08:27 AM   #7
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Old 08-11-2011, 08:34 AM   #8
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George Lucas and his team of mega lawyers will eat these guys alive. The guy is a notorious micro-manager when it comes to anything with the Star Wars name.
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Old 08-11-2011, 08:43 AM   #9
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For anyone interested in this sort of thing, Splitsider (a great site in its own right) has a recurring feature wherein they review a number of these porn parodies. Some of the parodies reviewed include: Two and a Half Men, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Glee, The Office, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Anchorman and others.

You can find some of the reviews here: http://splitsider.com/tag/porn

Fair warning: while the scenes and pics they show are censored, these are reviews of actual pornos. NSFW people.
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This will probably be funnier then the Family Guy star wars parodies.
Watching paint dry is funnier than the Family Guy Star Wars parodies.
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Old 08-11-2011, 08:52 AM   #11
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Darth Maul - Dark Balls
Hand Solo - Thats too easy.
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I think Princess Labia Orgasma has a nicer ring to it. Unless you're into Urea...
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Old 08-11-2011, 08:55 AM   #12
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I've been checking out a few of the XXX parodies lately. The Big Lebowski and Seinfeld ones have pretty entertaining storylines.

Also, you can masturbate to them, which is just super.
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I think Princess Labia Orgasma has a nicer ring to it. Unless you're into Urea...
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I just hope there isn't a scene with Han... solo...
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I for one will be skipping the "Jabba's Palace" scene. And the Sarlacc pit.
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I for one will be skipping the "Jabba's Palace" scene. And the Sarlacc pit.
Yeah, a sand-filled glory hole doesn't quite excite me either. Great for exfoliating though.
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I just hope there isn't a scene with Han... solo...
He puts on a secret web cam show for homosexual stormtroopers that is broadcast through a very traumatized R2D2.
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Isn't there only 1 female character in starwars? Other than the broad with one line "Many Botherns died..."

You here for the gangbang?
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Isn't there only 1 female character in starwars? Other than the broad with one line "Many Botherns died..."

You here for the gangbang?
Those Botherns were also alien chicks who were screwed to death for the sake of the rebellion.
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Isn't there only 1 female character in starwars? Other than the broad with one line "Many Botherns died..."

You here for the gangbang?

Probably half the aliens in the Cantina scene were female. Doesn't that excite you at all?
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