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Old 05-14-2011, 11:58 AM   #1
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Default How to get restaurant quality sliced tomatoes?

I'm seriously tomato challenged. Either I have no idea how to pick them, or I have no idea how to slice them, or the restaurant ones are some sort of mutant fake tomato. How do I get tomatoes sliced at home to be like subways?

As opposed to the goopy, watery sloppy mess the grocery store ones end up being?
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Buy a tomato slicer
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:00 PM   #3
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Get a sharp serrated knife, let the knife do the work.
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:02 PM   #5
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i think you need to have a really sharp knife and fairly firm tomatos....i am with you though, a nicely cut tomato makes for a more enjoyable sandwhich
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:03 PM   #6
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Use slightly under ripe tomatoes for best results I find.
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Man I've got a great knife, and it still doesn't do the trick for me. Any particular tomato type?
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Old 05-14-2011, 12:06 PM   #8
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I personally find field tomoatoes are the best for not being watery and sloppy.
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The key is to not use the really ripe ones. They should be a bit firm.
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I host a tomato slicing course on the weekends. $200 up front and another $100 for your official Tomato Technician certificate. I already signed you up. I'm expecting payments.
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I never would've thought Subway would be held up as the gold standard of a quality tomato.
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A good bread "serrated" knife and no problem, even very ripe. You're cutting the tomato horizontally right ?
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:08 PM   #13
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if you feel like you're pressing the knife down at all, you're pressing too hard and your knife isn't sharp enough, the serrated option is really the best.

if you just puncture the tomato with the tip of your knife where you want the slice, the knife will slice through the rest pretty easily.
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I do this at work ALL the time, it isn't hard. And I have always used a bread knife. If you have a proper knife that is better, ala sharp and serrated. But for a n00b try using a sharp bread knife and using a firm tomato. It isn't that difficult.
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Your knife must not be sharp enough. A good sharp knife, serrated or not serrated, should cut through a tomato like butter. Like someone said, if you have to press down, your knife isn't sharp enough. The weight of the knife plus pushing forward(not down) should be enough to start the cut.
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all this talk of firm tomatoes has me excited!
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all this talk of firm tomatoes has me excited!
I'm not surprised. Pervert.
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Old 05-14-2011, 02:54 PM   #18
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You don't even need a serrated knife, just a razor sharp one. Cut in one back and forth motion, and as mentioned, let the knife do the cutting.
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