The june bugs have emerged from hell

[HPLovecraft]

They have dug their way up out from whatever hellish abyss they call home and are now ramming against the windows of my house at this very moment trying to get in to feed on my flesh and become tangled in my hair.

Do not go out after sun down. Do not go outside hatless. Do not dig holes, as it just makes the monstrous ascent easier for their evil little legs. Bar your doors and windows and smother all light. The june bug apocalypse is now.

[kirant]

I remember there is always one hellish day in May when all the aphids suddenly decide it's time to flood the air near parks. Maybe it has been delayed to June.

EDIT - Seriously, this has nothing to do with June Bugs. It involves June, and bugs, but not June Bugs. Though I hate them as well.

[ricosuave]

LOL I remember working at a oilfield site outside of Cremona in the mid-90s, night shift, hot as hell, and these MONSTER june bugs flying around the temporary halogen lighting...

Caught one and put it in a coworkers full face respirator as revenge for a prank he pulled some weeks before - well he about #### himself when he went and put it on. And subsequently knocked it off with the pranks after that.