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Old 04-28-2005, 11:17 PM   #1
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I recently stumbled across a pretty funny site, www.tard-blog.com. Worth checking out, as there are some hilarious stories there to read.

Then I decided to click on one of the links from that page, and found Tucker Max's website. From what I've since discovered about this guy, he's about to become quite big in the States, and he already has somewhat of a cult following.

Anyway, my eyes were darting across his story titles, and I decided to start with the one entitled "Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble." I haven't laughed as hard in a long time. Here's the link:

http://www.tuckermax.com/hockeygame.html

There are many other debaucherous, salicious tales about this one man wrecking crew, but I thought this one might be enjoyed by CPuck just a little more than some of the others. Hope you like it.
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Old 04-28-2005, 11:23 PM   #2
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shinguard... I'm going to toss out a warning to anyone that has a twisted sense of humour: this site will waste alot of your time.

I found this place about two years ago. I started off at tardblog, then made my way to tuckermax. The stories are hilarious. Well, some of them are just lame or disgusting, but many of them are effing funny.

Most people won't like it though; no one I've shown it to has liked it.
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:56 AM   #3
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The guy is such a ******, it's impossible to like him.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:13 AM   #4
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Man, those are some hilarious stories.

At one point I literally had to bite my fist to avoid waking my wife to be (sleeping in the next room) with gut busting laughter.

He's a dick but he sure is entertaining.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:30 AM   #5
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Tucker Max is my God.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:45 AM   #6
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I've laughed pretty hard at his stories in the past. I too found him through tard-blog. I believe his funniest story includes a girl, vomit and a guy in a closet taping it all.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:51 AM   #7
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^^^^ Yeah I just read that one it is hilarious. Obviously this guy crosses some lines that certain people wont' like, but I just think he's hilarious.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:16 AM   #8
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Wow. He takes no responsibility for his actions and destroys whomevers life gets in his path for his own amusement. He's soooo cool.
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:04 AM   #9
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I started to read this story, but than I got to this line.

"like to drop names like "Foucault" and "Sartre" in normal conversation"

An odd coincidence that I have a paper on Foucault due in 4 hours and I havn't started yet. I took this as a sign that I need to get to work and stopped reading the story.
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:33 PM   #10
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Originally posted by Frank the Tank@Apr 29 2005, 07:16 AM
Wow. He takes no responsibility for his actions and destroys whomevers life gets in his path for his own amusement. He's soooo cool.
I don't think he's cool. I think he's entertaining much in the same way that train wrecks will always draw the attention of anyone who can see them.
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:34 PM   #11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reaper+Apr 29 2005, 01:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Reaper @ Apr 29 2005, 01:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Frank the Tank@Apr 29 2005, 07:16 AM
Wow. He takes no responsibility for his actions and destroys whomevers life gets in his path for his own amusement. He's soooo cool.
I don't think he's cool. I think he's entertaining much in the same way that train wrecks will always draw the attention of anyone who can see them. [/b][/quote]
That doesn't mean you should intentionally create a train wreck.....
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Originally posted by Frank the Tank+Apr 29 2005, 11:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Frank the Tank @ Apr 29 2005, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Wow. He takes no responsibility for his actions and destroys whomevers life gets in his path for his own amusement. He's soooo cool.

I don't think he's cool. I think he's entertaining much in the same way that train wrecks will always draw the attention of anyone who can see them.
That doesn't mean you should intentionally create a train wreck..... [/b][/quote]
Agreed. While I didn't create the train wreck I will still watch it nonetheless as I am a curious fellow.
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:56 PM   #13
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Wow. He takes no responsibility for his actions and destroys whomevers life gets in his path for his own amusement. He's soooo cool.

I don't think he's cool. I think he's entertaining much in the same way that train wrecks will always draw the attention of anyone who can see them.

That doesn't mean you should intentionally create a train wreck.....
Agreed. While I didn't create the train wreck I will still watch it nonetheless as I am a curious fellow. [/b][/quote]
Haha! Oh man, that cracked me up.

I see your point. Did you ever wonder that maybe Tucker didn't get enough male attention growing up? Seems to be making up for something is all I can think when I read his stuff.
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Wow. He takes no responsibility for his actions and destroys whomevers life gets in his path for his own amusement. He's soooo cool.

I don't think he's cool. I think he's entertaining much in the same way that train wrecks will always draw the attention of anyone who can see them.

That doesn't mean you should intentionally create a train wreck.....

Agreed. While I didn't create the train wreck I will still watch it nonetheless as I am a curious fellow.
Haha! Oh man, that cracked me up.

I see your point. Did you ever wonder that maybe Tucker didn't get enough male attention growing up? Seems to be making up for something is all I can think when I read his stuff. [/b][/quote]
Personally, I think he lacked a positive male role model to pattern behaviour after in addition to not having a complete grasp of intimacy or dignity.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:02 PM   #15
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I'd like to see him on Dr. Phil.
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I don't really care how screwed up he is, his stories were just unbelievable. And hilarious as a result.
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I'd like to see him on Dr. Phil.
That could be a pay-per-view event. $7.95 to watch a hilarious hour of talk show? I'd buy it.
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