Standings Predictions:
West:
1) LA - Stinks like Sedins and LOUUUUUUUUUUUU
2) Minny - ECHL team could make the playoffs in the west
3) Anaheim - Kipper + Iggy + Kane = top 3
4) St. Louis - OLDDDDDDDDDD
5) San HOSEEEE - Who is going to stop pucks ?
6) EDMONTON - never trust a stinky cheese
7) Columbus - Will deal his way in
8) Chicago - What is a Blindenblacher
9) Dallas- Vinny Saponari will break your knees
10) Colorado - Closer and closer
11) PHX - Who will score ?
12) Calgary - Horton needs to get 100pts
13) Detroit - will Field 5 AHLers
14) Vancouver - HALESTORM !!!
15) Nashville - Dont Break a leg Dipietro
East:
1) Montreal - Proven Chemistry and success... It's Miller time
2) Pittsburgh - Top 9 forwards from hell
3) Philly - Defense will beat you up
4) Washington -

5) Ottawa - Don't Staal Out
6) NY Rangers - Always seem to hang out in the playoffs
7) Atlanta - Does the streak end ?? My money is on no
8) Buffalo - Borderline....
9) Carolina - 8 Million dollar shooter-tutor in net
10) Toronto - Enigma... anwhere from 6 to 12
11) Boston - Handzus = #1 Center
12) NY Islanders - Lundqvist single-handedly keeps them from the basement
13) New Jersey - Moving on UPPPP
14) Florida - The untouchable Stralman will not win many games for them
15) TB - Better deal to get your 1st rounder back