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Old 09-13-2011, 08:08 AM   #1
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Possibly the weirdest headline I've ever read, outside of Weekly World News headlines.

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

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AN itty-bitty porn star who hit the big time as a Gordon Ramsay lookalike has been found dead in a BADGER’S SETT!

Last week, Sunday Sport revealed how diddy Percy Foster, 35 –– who is the spit of the foul-mouthed TV chef –– was appearing in adult movies.

But with the world at his feet and producers beating a path to his door, it’s all over for pint-sized Percy.

His tiny corpse was found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:15 AM   #2
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:16 AM   #3
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:29 AM   #4
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check out the free sport babe gallery on that site.
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:34 AM   #5
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It's a good reminder to everyone to make sure you hug your Gordan Ramsay sex dwarf before you go to bed, because you never know when it might be the last time you can.
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Old 09-13-2011, 08:35 AM   #6
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You just knew eventually someone would die filming badger/midget sex tapes.
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Old 09-13-2011, 09:11 AM   #10
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check out the free sport babe gallery on that site.
Just don't do it at work.
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Old 09-13-2011, 09:12 AM   #11
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Well, I for one welcome our new midget-sexing Badger overlords...
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Old 09-13-2011, 09:25 AM   #12
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They'll never find MY look-alike sex dwarf...
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:39 AM   #13
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"A friend of Gordon Ramsay said he had not “#####ing heard” about tragic Percy’s death. An inquest has been opened and adjourned."

Poor guy, but what a funny story.
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Old 09-13-2011, 11:22 AM   #15
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Nice, link in OP was blocked as "Pornography". Waiting for my phone call now.
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Maybe my collection will be worth more now that he's dead.
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:01 PM   #17
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Well we know who won the Thread Title of the Year award....
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I think "Beloved Character Actor, Osama Bin Laden; star of TVs Fox News" is a strong contender.
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Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Up Your Arse we Go????

http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ram...aten-by-badger
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So, I waited to be home from work before I clicked any links, and I am glad I did.

Although funny, this is probably fake.
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