Farting to be Outlawed

[Barnet Flame]

There is a bit of a stink in Malawi with a row brewing over whether a new law designed to prevent 'fouling the air' includes dropping an SBD in a public place.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

Me? I can pretty much fart to order and have on occasion when annoyed by someone, purposefully dropped one and left the scene of the crime as a bit of payback.

If I go to Malawi I might have to reconsider my chemical warfare tactic when dealing with antagonists.

Most times when I have to drop one, I do try to find a washroom, but it aint always easy.

[Sluggo]

This will be all fine and dandy until somebody ruptures their colon and sues the government.

[Gozer]

flamesdyehard just crapped his pants.

then sniffed it

[ernie]

Everyone knows that whoever smelt it, dealt it so if the law actually outlaws farting no one is going to self-incriminate themselves anyways.

[Huntingwhale]

Malawins must have the stinkiest toots on earth if a law in passed to ban them. I hope I never have to smell a Malawin fart as long as l live.

[Kybosh]

Look for an increase in spontaneous human combustion if this law sticks.

[FlamesAddiction]

Do queefs count?

[Stranger]

What about snarts?

[BloodFetish]

Poor Fat B@stard!

[To Be Quite Honest]

This new law stinks.