Stella awards

[VladtheImpaler]

Ok, these are top 7 finishers for the Stella's - most ridiculous personal injury awards in the US in the past year. As a PI lawyer, I felt it was my duty to share. Let's see if my colleagues can explain these. Oh yeah, named for lady who sued McD's after spilling hot coffee on herself...

*SEVENTH PLACE*

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised
by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son



* SIXTH PLACE *

Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical
expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman
apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when
he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.



* FIFTH PLACE *

Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he
had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson,
the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the
garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the
door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it
shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a
case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's
insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury
said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We
should all have this kind of anguish Keep scratching. There are more...


*FOURTH PLACE*

Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the
Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being
bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the
beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get
as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have
been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed
over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet
gun.



* THIRD PLACE *

Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a
Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a
spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was
on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds
earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being
responsible for their own actions?



*SECOND PLACE*

Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a
nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor,
knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to
sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover
charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah,
plus dental expenses. Go figure.


Ok. Here we go!!


* FIRST PLACE *

This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv
Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot
Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game,
having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph
and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to
make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski
sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't
actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The
Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their
manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any
relatives who might also buy a motor home.

[Pinner]

Oh boy

Vlad, why does this happen in the states, but not here ?

[Icon]

I'm fearful of the future of humanity.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion...t-reform_x.htm

Sorry for the wet blanket

[VladtheImpaler]

Keep in mind, it's never as simple as presented here. In US, the jury system for civil lawsuits is prevalent, unlike here, and punitive damages are common, again, unlike here.

[old-fart]

These are too stupid to be believed. I'm not saying I don't believe they are real, but come on.

If that was my dog that had been shot repeatedly by a trespasser while chained in my yard who had bit the guy on the arse, I'd have lost it in court at the verdict. Absolutely ridiculous.

[VladtheImpaler]

I'm out of thanks, Mustard - I was merely passing on info emailed to me. That's something else I should have added to the previous post - this is a huge political issue in US, with millions being spent on lobbying and PR on both sides, which fuels stories like this.

I think some of those are old... I remember hearing about the stolen hubcaps one years ago.

[AC]

As MMM mentioned, these are all fake (and 10 years old!):
http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp

[flylock shox]

Sadly, some of these aren't that unbelievable.

[onetwo_threefour]

Seems a little irresponsible to post a list of phony cases without doing your homework Vlad...

I don't do PI anymore, but this type of information should always be reasearched before being spread.