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Old 02-02-2011, 09:08 AM   #1
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Balzac Billy crawled out of his hole this morning only to run right back in after seeing his shadow, heralding six more weeks of bitter cold, arse freezing, nose dripping, mustache icing winter for Albertans....


.....meanwhile in the east, Ontario's Wiarton Willie, Nova Scotia's Shubenacadie Sam and Pennsylvania's Punxsutawney Phil, are all forecasting early springs with beautiful warm weather typical to that found in the Caribbean.


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Am I the only one that finds Groundhog Day to be void of interest, usefulness, and entertainment?
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I'd say the same about Cheese.
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your both jealous of our Groundhogs!
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Huh, winter until early March in Alberta. Who would of thunk it.
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Hey, a day off is a day off.
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In other predictable news, Cheese hates religion, Cowperson loves dogs, and 4x4 hates crappy drivers.
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Is it Groundhog day again? Seems like just yesterday...
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You get groundhog day off?
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I once met a guy when I was living in Lethbridge from Balzac. Having never heard of the place, I thought "big deal". Aren't we all originally from "ball sac" anyway?
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I dated a girl once who was the self crowned Miss Nude Balzac.
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Is it Groundhog day again? Seems like just yesterday...
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Wait, so, thats 6 more weeks of winter? Of course theres 6 more weeks of Winter! Its February. Thats 4 weeks right there, we usually dont even get Spring till somewhere around the end of April, and even then we still get snow over the May long weekend like clockwork.
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Tell us: did she shave down there, or was her balzac naturally hairless?
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It was about 20 years ago, back in the days of Peepers South.
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