From the awesome pages of Cracked

[CaptainCrunch]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/my-sexua...ale-of-horror/

[Russic]

That was absolutely excellent.

[IliketoPuck]

That was histerical.

Thanks for that on a Monday.

[jydk]

Reads like a Hunter S Tompson story.

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by jydk

Reads like a Hunter S Tompson story.

Reads like a typical dissentowner weekend.

[getbak]

It's exactly what I imagine it would be like.

“Hold on, just hold the hell on,” I said. “Did… have you dipped your teeth in-”

“Whiskey, yeah” she breathed. “I brush with it.”