The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School [Cracked]

[gottabekd]

As usual, Cracked with a top-notch top 10. More truthful than funny.

Enjoy!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18611...in-school.html

#10. Sex Ed (for Girls): How to Spot a d-bag


Young ladies, you're in your teens now and already you have no doubt run into some guys who are being suspiciously nice to you. Likely you have figured out that in many cases, this has nothing to do with them being nice guys and everything to do with them desperately wanting you to touch their boner.

#8. Phys. Ed: Practical Self-Defense

Chapters Include:
I. Why Your Wallet is Not Worth Dying For;
II. Why Guns and Knives Are Not Awesome (Includes Visual Aids Depicting Wounds of Gnarled Strips of Exposed Fat, Tendons and Skin, Plus Graphic Descriptions of Life in a Wheelchair);
III. How to Break Off an Argument With a Hobo Before He Stabs You;
IV. Why You Can't Reason With a Screaming Drunk;
V. Why Believing Action Movies Are Real Will Get You Killed;
VI. How to Tell When That Guy Walking Toward You is Concealing a Weapon.

[Coach]

I think thats probably the best Cracked post i've seen.

[Joborule]

I think this is the most educated I've been since grade 6.

[Roast Beef]

All true. Great article by Cracked

[doozwimp]

Cracked might be my favorite website. Thought this was a fantastic article as well:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15231...miserable.html

This one was good too:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18544...ern-world.html

[WilsonFourTwo]

Wow, very impressed. Can't think of anything that should be added/removed from that Top 10.....very nice work.

Particularly agreed with the Supplements are BS one.......$34 Billion Dollars? Sheesh.

[GreenLantern]

Its so true.. you can work as hard as you want but majority of the time you get where you get based on the people you meet and the relationships you build with them.

I usually get bored of cracked articles and either just scim for the tittles or stop reading all together, but this one I read just about every single word only skipping a few parts. Best I have seen so far.