UFO picks up Laconia, NH car with teens and drops 180 feet away

[Playfair]

Two New Hampshire teenagers sitting in a parked car were approached by a black-colored UFO in Laconia on March 20, 2010, lifted into the air and then dropped back onto pavement 180 feet away, according to testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) database.

http://www.examiner.com/x-2363-UFO-Examiner~y2010m4d18-UFO-picks-up-Laconia-NH-car-with-teens-and-drops-180-feet-away

[Thor]

lol so he takes out mom's car, messes it up and makes up a story about a UFO so he doesn't get in trouble.

OR

Intergalactic aliens fly countless light-years to our planet, to lift a car and drop it 180 feet later.

[Playfair]

Exactly my thoughts. ET isn't as smart as I thought.

[ken0042]

At least when I took my parent's car out after curfew I had better stories when I got busted.

"Yes, I guess the paperboy must have put the sunday paper right under the car tire."

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by Playfair

Two New Hampshire teenagers sitting in a parked car were approached by a black-colored UFO in Laconia on March 20, 2010, lifted into the air and then dropped back onto pavement 180 feet away, according to testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) database.

http://www.examiner.com/x-2363-UFO-E...-180-feet-away

Because aliens have nothing better to do than scare the crap out of teenagers.

I like that about them.

Cowperson

[Madman]

[troutman]

Area 51 vets break silence: Sorry, but no space aliens or UFOs

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...51vets28m.html

Noce, 72, and his fellow Area 51 veterans around the country now are free to talk about doing contract work for the CIA in the 1960s and '70s at the arid, isolated Southern Nevada government testing site.

"I was sworn to secrecy for 47 years. I couldn't talk about it," he says.

In the 1960s, Area 51 was the test site for the A-12 and its successor, the SR-71 Blackbird, a secret spy plane that broke records at documented speeds that still have been unmatched. The CIA says it reached Mach 3.29 (about 2,200 mph) at 90,000 feet.

But after September 2007, when the CIA displayed an A-12 in front of its Langley, Va., headquarters as part of the agency's 60th birthday, much of the secrecy of those days at Area 51 fell away.

Advance warning to UFOlogists: Sorry, although Noce and other Area 51 vets say they saw plenty of secret stuff, none make claims about aliens.

Noce and Barnes say they never saw anything connected to UFOs.

Barnes believes the Air Force and the "Agency" didn't mind the stories about alien spacecraft. They helped cover up the secret planes that were being tested.

[JBR]

Maybe, upon further inspection, they weren't the droids they were looking for.

[VladtheImpaler]

You guys are so shallow. There is a message in the fact that the car was moved precisely 180 ft - perhaps the aliens were trying to say that they come from 180,000 miles away... Wait... that's the moon - better get back there and have a closer look! Get .It .Done .Obama .

[CaptainCrunch]

Pfft . . . its the aliens version of cow tipping. I bet they were loaded teenager aliens.

It can't be real, there was no disclosure about vicious probing.

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

You guys are so shallow. There is a message in the fact that the car was moved precisely 180 ft - perhaps the aliens were trying to say that they come from 180,000 miles away... Wait... that's the moon - better get back there and have a closer look! Get .It .Done .Obama .

Fool! don't you see, that's just what they WANT you to think. The car wasn't moved 180 ft. It was precisely 160 ft. And they were trying to send us a coded message.

Convert the words to numbers (that's what the aliens use for their conspiracies btw). a=1, b=2, c=3, etc
United States of America = 228
Barack Obama = 68

228 - 68 = 160

The aliens want Barack Obama impeached and this proves it.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

Fool! don't you see, that's just what they WANT you to think. The car wasn't moved 180 ft. It was precisely 160 ft. And they were trying to send us a coded message.

Convert the words to numbers (that's what the aliens use for their conspiracies btw). a=1, b=2, c=3, etc
United States of America = 228
Barack Obama = 68

228 - 68 = 160

The aliens want Barack Obama impeached and this proves it.

But what are they offering in exchange, or, alternatively, threatening us with if we don't??? There is the key to the enigma...

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

But what are they offering in exchange, or, alternatively, threatening us with if we don't??? There is the key to the enigma...

If we don't... it's pretty obvious.... isn't it?

160- [(180 -160) *2]

That's right, 120.





what's 120? Communism

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by troutman

Area 51 vets break silence: Sorry, but no space aliens or UFOs

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...51vets28m.html

Noce, 72, and his fellow Area 51 veterans around the country now are free to talk about doing contract work for the CIA in the 1960s and '70s at the arid, isolated Southern Nevada government testing site.

"I was sworn to secrecy for 47 years. I couldn't talk about it," he says.

In the 1960s, Area 51 was the test site for the A-12 and its successor, the SR-71 Blackbird, a secret spy plane that broke records at documented speeds that still have been unmatched. The CIA says it reached Mach 3.29 (about 2,200 mph) at 90,000 feet.

But after September 2007, when the CIA displayed an A-12 in front of its Langley, Va., headquarters as part of the agency's 60th birthday, much of the secrecy of those days at Area 51 fell away.

Advance warning to UFOlogists: Sorry, although Noce and other Area 51 vets say they saw plenty of secret stuff, none make claims about aliens.

Noce and Barnes say they never saw anything connected to UFOs.

Barnes believes the Air Force and the "Agency" didn't mind the stories about alien spacecraft. They helped cover up the secret planes that were being tested.

I said no such things. What kind of conspiracy is this?

[Pinner]

The smell was like unbearable, like you want to close your nose. It was spicy, like pepper-sprayish

We steered left and right but the car just kept on going up into the air. My girlfriend was scared and she had boogers coming out of her nose

WoW man they smoked some good stuff...

[Finny61]

Every time I hear about a UFO I think back to this.

[Huntingwhale]

[Hack&Lube]

I think you are missing the fact they were moved exactly 180 feet. That's an imperial measure. These were Imperial aliens who despise our metric ways. It's a warning that if we continue to practice our metrification, we are all going to hell.

[Playfair]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

I think you are missing the fact they were moved exactly 180 feet. That's an imperial measure. These were Imperial aliens who despise our metric ways. It's a warning that if we continue to practice our metrification, we are all going to hell.

Once again, it is the fricken Americans hiding behind the guise of aliens!