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Old 04-14-2010, 09:16 AM   #1
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Default Tiger cheats, Jesse cheat, but Seagall puts an edge on it

He shall be forever known as deputy Sheriff Hikarate rapemizer

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Old 04-14-2010, 09:22 AM   #2
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it sounds a little far fetched but in this day and age, who knows. I'll reserve my judgement until facts are released, case is dismissed or if there is a conviction.
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:07 AM   #3
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Interesting read. I guess we'll see what happens.
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:23 AM   #4
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To me the most interesting part of this story is that Steven Segal is in the financial position to have a private jet.
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Old 04-14-2010, 11:25 AM   #5
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I always thought Seagal was a bit of a joke but he really did spend 10 years in Japan learning the language and learning Akido from a real master and everything.

He's also a really funny guy naturally but his movies almost always suck because he takes himself too seriously and ends up looking dumb.

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Old 04-14-2010, 12:59 PM   #6
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Sounds like another young women looking for a celebrity cash grab.
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Old 04-14-2010, 01:28 PM   #7
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As support for the claims, the lawsuit said that Seagal has a "unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal," which Nguyen "can and will describe in great detail."
I'm thinking he snaps the neck of a 12 year old Cabana boy.
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I'm thinking he snaps the neck of a 12 year old Cabana boy.
I love how it's worded as a threat. She can and will describe how he gets a chubbie. She is not afraid.
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Old 04-14-2010, 01:55 PM   #9
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Stephen Seagal uses his many years of training in the Japanese arts to cause the opposite of viagra and this woman is defeated.
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:36 PM   #10
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-a_-g-6kvk

According to this he may feel he is entitled to a little.
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